2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

14 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1590

Quote #1716

"A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal." - Steve Maraboli read more..

How To Survive to the End of a Horror Movie

14 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3040

How To Survive to the End of a Horror Movie

How To Survive To The End Of A Horror Movie * When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. * Never read a book of demon-summoning verses aloud, even as a... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1190

Monthly Possibilities

Can February March? No, but April May.... read more..

14 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2579

Goal Setting

A salesman is driving down a country road when he sees a young kid in front of a barn. On the barn are 5 targets with arrows in the bull's eye of each target. Screeching to a stop he runs out to the k... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3484

Bus Pole

While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said, "Excuse me. This is my stop." Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was ... read more..

12 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1121

One-liner #1274

You can tell an Irishman is having a good time when you see him Dublin over with laughter! ... read more..

11 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

758

Cybersalt News - March 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently spent the day answering honestly and fully to anyone who asked him, "How are you?" You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/... read more..

10 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2286

Coffee Shop What Would Jesus Do

Today, I was in the bathroom at a popular coffee chain. Someone wrote "What Would Jesus Do?" on the wall. Another person wrote directly underneath that, "Wash His hands." Then a third person wrote, ... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3834

Lose the Cat

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The n... read more..

10 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1350

How am I? Let me Tell You!

An interesting aspect to people is there proclivity toward hypocrisy. By that I mean we say one thing but we really do not mean it or it does not really apply to us personally. I was complaining abou... read more..

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1385

One-liner #1273

I like to make lists; I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and guess what's on them while I'm at the store. Anyone else like to do that too?... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2993

Quote #1715

"Joseph waited 15 years. Abraham waited 25 years. Moses waited 40 years. Jesus waited 30 years. If God is making you wait, you're in very good company." - unknown read more..

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

984

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, let's revisit a picture that reminds us it's not always easy to give kids what they really need to flourish. You'll find "Horse Scare" (yes, it's probably not a hors... read more..

07 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3283

Going to Die

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check up, the doctor called his wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, co... read more..

07 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1377

Discrimination

A US Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy ... read more..

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3720

Stolen Wallet

It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling along for the first time. As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his new carpooling passenger. John che... read more..

06 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1241

Quote #1714

"The devil is not the only one allowed to influence the culture." - Unknown read more..

06 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1260

Shingle Adoption

The roof is not my child, but I will raise it...... read more..

05 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1358

One-liner #1272

Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1385

Weasel Request

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel pop by. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3288

No Hero of Mine

"King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother after church one Sunday. "Why not, son?" "I learned today that he killed the Jolly Green Giant." read more..

04 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4213

A.W. Tozer on Billy Graham

One time A. W. Tozer was asked to come to a meeting of the Fundamentalists of Chicago who were greatly distressed that the ecumenical council and Council of Churches had invited Billy Graham to come t... read more..

04 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

758

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder wished he could have a week off with nothing to do - and got shingles. You can read "Wishing Can Be Hazardous to Your Health" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-pe... read more..

03 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1367

Wishing Can Be Hazardous to Your Health

The last several months have been rather busy with hardly a break anywhere. Sometimes the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I get so busy we forget about the necessity of taking a break every now... read more..

01 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1572

One-liner #1271

I wanted to go jogging this morning but Proverbs 28:1 says "the wicked run when no one is chasing them," so there goes that.... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2312

Quote #1713

"Hope has two beautiful daughters: anger and courage. Anger at the way things are and courage to ensure they don't stay that way." - Augustine read more..

28 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3280

Healthy Tourism

Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Israel. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?" "It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came her... read more..

28 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1332

Apparent Supervision

Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of Britney Spears, I commented, "She certainly is pretty. Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," he mumbled, embarrassed by h... read more..

28 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3232

Exam Hand

During the final exam, the professor noticed that Billy Walters kept looking at his hand before writing down an answer on his test. This went on throughout the entire exam, leaving the professor no ot... read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3850

Dog Driver

As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. ... read more..