2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #570

11 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

835

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder took his wife out for an early Valentine's lunch and they both got more than they bargained for - ultimately for free! You can read, "A Bug on the P... read more..

10 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1581

A Bug on the Plate Is Worth How Much?

Did you ever have a smile on your face that no matter what you did you could not wipe it off? Well, that is quite a regular occurrence with me. But this past week was a “smile-on-the-face” to beat al... read more..

10 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2341

What Does Love Mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8-year-olds: "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you thi... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3306

Tennis Talk

A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing. "It's going fine," ... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

12886

Valentine Puns

Please, under no circumstances think that I do not realize the following Valentine puns are anything other than painful and torturous. But for those who like that flavor of the genre, here you go, lol... read more..

08 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1169

One-liner #1265

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day ... when I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a medieval weapon.... read more..

08 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

2624

Quote #1707

"Bearing one another's burdens is not easy, but it is also not optional." - Francis Chan read more..

08 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

932

Cybersalt News - February 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was remotely helping someone in Australia with their computer this week and I asked them if they would send summer back quickly. I'm sure they'll send it soon. In the mea... read more..

07 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3481

Late Appointment

Doctor: I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse? Patient: I was just following your orders,... read more..

07 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1799

Do Not Touch!

Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!" Management was called, and we were told to stay clear... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3322

Sending it With Him

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he... read more..

06 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

2050

Quote #1706

"Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived ... life lived in a blaze of reality." - Dolores LaChapelle, powder skiing pioneer read more..

05 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1177

One-liner #1264

My daughter asked me what it's like to have kids, so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.... read more..

05 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1447

M. O. Roll

Bad puns are how eye roll.... read more..

04 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

822

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is getting pretty stressed trying to take one day off a week to rest. You can read, "Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1805

Camelnot

Only the true king could remove the sword from the stone ... no one else could ... they didn't have ... arthurization.... read more..

03 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1398

Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!

One of the New Year’s resolutions I made, which the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage reminded me, is to take a day off and just relax. That is a rather hard thing for me to do, especially every wee... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3731

Colonial Break

A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist. He went to the hospi... read more..

03 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1889

Jigsaw Lessons

Here are some life lessons I've learned from jigsaw puzzles: Don't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally. When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everythi... read more..

01 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1331

Quote #1705

"The dangers of life are infinite, and safety is among them." - Goethe read more..

01 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1275

One-liner #1263

If it involves me, I want nothing to do with it.... read more..

01 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

911

Cybersalt News - February 1, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's still crazy busy at Cybersalt Word Headquarters so here is another picture of me at work! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

31 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3166

Compact Find

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and sa... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

9467

Coin Pun

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, N... read more..

31 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1876

Trail Talk

One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, "See the doggy?" Suddenly ... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4570

Stuff to Ponder

1. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. 2. Have you ever noticed?&nbs read more..

29 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1164

Quote #1704

"The gospel spreads as a seed, not a potted plant." - Unknown read more..

29 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1394

One-liner #1262

My only reason for mentioning it is that it is irrelevant.... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4666

Morning March

I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding 12-mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek. An hour later, feeling the heavy load of... read more..

28 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1505

The Time it is, Really.

Time is a strange thing, if you ask me. Even though I wear a wristwatch every day, most of the time I do not know what time it really is. And for that matter, how important is time? It came to me in ... read more..