2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3086

Three Chairs

A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to come to his church some Sunday. Not too many weeks thereafter and just as services are starting, they show up. ... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1196

Training Hopes

At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full-size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter. A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels. A guide... read more..

11 Jan

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5613

'Twas the Month after Christmas

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd tasteAt the holiday parties had gone to my waist.When I got on read more..

11 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

983

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce that Cybersalt has opened up an online store. One goal is to provide links to products I will be doing "unboxing" videos about and also to offer a pl... read more..

10 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1132

Quote #1698

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis read more..

10 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3651

Shrimp Revenge

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out a... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2577

Fish Schools

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.... read more..

10 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1429

Self-Righteous Son

Thanks to List member Dannette from Ohio for this true story about her son. When my son was 4, I was in a Women's Bible Study group. They had classes for children as well, while we studied in our gro... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

3373

Learning From Snowmen

"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing white is always appropriate. Winter is read more..

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1542

One-liner #1255

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1559

One-liner #1254

As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.... read more..

07 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

766

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is facing the New Year like it's a rodeo - he also seems to face marriage like it is a rodeo too it seems. You can read more about that in "Back in t... read more..

06 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1418

Back in the Saddle Again…and Again

This is not my first rodeo when it comes to New Years. I have ridden this Bronco so many times I cannot remember how many. Well, I can remember, but I am not going to let that slip. Something to do wi... read more..

06 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1261

Quote #1697

The world: Your biggest problem is without. The solution is within. The Bible: Your biggest problem is within. The solution is without. - Matt Smethurst read more..

06 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1368

Storage Act

I heard about this band called 999 Megabytes. They still haven't gotten a gig.... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3330

Flight Time

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago. "The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a... read more..

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

874

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2018

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2018 - Happy New Year! Sunday's Cybersalt Digest included an item that featured 40 ways to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in different languages. Well, ... read more..

03 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

8133

Quote #1696

"A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

03 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1395

Free the Fat

As a matter of fact, I do use butter ... Are you trying to marginalize me? - Pam... read more..

03 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4043

105 and Missing

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Pastor went to see him. He found him ... read more..

03 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1826

Opportunity, Optimism, Entrepreneurship

Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb for trash collection. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look. But when they saw how enormous it was, they'd leav... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

5987

Bragging Rights

A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small Yugo also drives up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging to the Yugo own... read more..

01 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1535

One-liner #1253

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

2754

Serenity for Seniors

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.... read more..

01 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1886

Deception

There was a little mouse in his little hole in the wall. On the one day the mouse really wanted to take a walk, a huge cat was right at his door. The little mouse was really upset that he couldn't lea... read more..