2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

Sixty Billion - Mixed Sets of Close to Consecutive Bills

23 Nov

Be A Bill

Pastor Tim

535

Sixty Billion - Mixed Sets of Close to Consecutive Bills

Donate US$289.99 and receive this set of 6 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with a set of 3 sequential serial numbers, a set of 2 sequential serial numbers, and a single bill. Al... read more..

23 Nov

Be A Bill

Pastor Tim

510

Eighty Billion - 8 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$999.99 and receive 8 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all ... read more..

22 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3562

Hunting Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast ... read more..

22 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1089

One-liner #1333

We can't get a volunteer army unless we draft it.... read more..

22 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

680

Cybersalt News - November 22, 2018

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes it's Thanksgiving Day in the USA so Cybersalt is giving you the bird so many of you will be eating today! Accordingly, here are some links to content that will stuff you... read more..

21 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1494

Quote #1774

"Be brave. Do not pray for the hard thing to go away. But pray for a Bravery to come that's bigger than the hard thing." - Ann Voskamp read more..

21 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4845

All Pro Turkey

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach an... read more..

21 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1484

Chirping Off

I don't care how much you love turkey, we don't allow that kind of fowl language at the table.... read more..

19 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1139

One-liner #1332

I have something to say, but I don't know what.... read more..

18 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

603

Cybersalt News - November 18, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! You wouldn't think Rev. James Snyder's caring for a cat would cause trouble to hop into his wife's life, but it did! You can read "Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1314

Directional Problem

"My steering wheel won't turn," said Tom straight-forwardly. read more..

17 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

3155

Quote #1773

"Great marriages don't happen by luck or by accident. They are the result of a consistent investment of time, thoughtfulness, forgiveness, affection, prayer, mutual respect and a rock-solid commitme read more..

17 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1185

One-liner #1331

Whenever I look for something, it's always in the last place I look.... read more..

Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog On The Inside

17 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1311

Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog On The Inside

I thought, which is a dangerous activity for me, that I had pulled one over on the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It is a rare occasion when I actually do something like this. At my age, I assum... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4416

The Perfect Man

The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named: MR. POTATO HEAD - He’s tan.- He’s cute.- He ... read more..

15 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

610

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

14 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3125

Never Be Late

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentati... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1450

Silent Results

We're rerunning this pun because of some delightful and terrible comments shared about it! I've decided to join a mime troupe. No telling what will happen. Note: Subscriber Casey sha... read more..

14 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1945

Quote #1772

"While it looks like things are out of control, behind the scenes there is a God who hasn't surrendered His authority." - A. W. Tozer read more..

14 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1163

One-liner #1330

What keeps me going is my inertia.... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4925

Wilderness Guide

"We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless I've studied a map, that isn't necessarily true. So I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself int read more..

14 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1199

Grace for Grandpa

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he typically said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip,... read more..

11 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

622

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Exactly 100 years ago today, World War One ended. God help our world in the mess it is still in. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

10 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2106

God Will Never

The will of God will never take you, Where the grace of God cannot keep you, Where the arms of God cannot support you, Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs, Where the power of God cannot e... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11031

Board Meeting

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger. ... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1436

Don't Park Here

Sign seen beside a quiet pond: Frog Parking Only - all others will be toad!... read more..

08 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

641

Cybersalt News - November 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thanking and praising God and grateful to all the Cybersaltines who made it possible to support all three of our BOCC families this month! The last month or so has be... read more..

07 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3212

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their bus... read more..

07 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2065

Legacy

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always... read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3947

If Airlines Sold Paint

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gal... read more..