February 2019 - Monthly Archive

28 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1261

Quote #1802

"Prayer: The world's greatest wireless connection." - Unknown read more..

28 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1109

One-liner #1360

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.... read more..

27 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1106

New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said... read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3983

Doctor's Writing

Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass. Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once ... read more..

27 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

679

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomorrow we all start... read more..

27 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3553

Transplant Prices

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," ... read more..

25 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1241

Quote #1801

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C. S. Lewis read more..

25 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1414

Traffic Calming

I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.... read more..

25 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1108

One-liner #1359

I always wanted to be a procrastinator!... read more..

24 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1213

Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were locked in a hopeless Mexican standoff. She was effectively arguing her side of the issue and I was, well, let's say I was not agreeing. I will not say... read more..

24 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

680

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i... read more..

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8600

Who Am I?

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o'clock service. One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to t... read more..

23 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1246

X-Ray Innocence

A young girl of 4 was told she needed an X-ray after an accident. Her mother tried to calm her down, but she was still nervous when the time came for the X-Ray. When she came out of the X-ray room, ho... read more..

22 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

3220

Quote #1800

"Wedding vows are not a declaration of present love but a mutually binding promise of future love." - Tim Keller read more..

21 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1282

Diet Interview

Conflict Resolution: Always ask angry vegans what their beef is.... read more..

21 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1239

One-liner #1358

I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.... read more..

21 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

638

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2019

Oh look, Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

20 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3830

Two Wishes Granted

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and tu... read more..

18 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1130

First Impressions Boss

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. Th... read more..

18 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1824

Quote #1799

"Be much in secret prayer. Converse less with man, and more with God." - George Whitefield read more..

18 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1168

Played Down

So, you bought a deck of giant novelty playing cards. Big deal!... read more..

18 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1161

One-liner #1357

I have a twin brother - he's identical, but I am not.... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3901

Visiting Friends

Hush-A-Bye Buddy (Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby) Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been three weeks now --Are you leaving us soon?We'll all miss your snoringAnd carrying on,But please--Won't you... read more..

17 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

661

Cybersalt News - February 17, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs more of his friend Tom. You can read "I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-miss-my-good-friend-to... read more..

16 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1135

I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery

This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were having a conversation. Of course, it was more like a monologue, but you know how that works. We were thinking back over the years of o... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3975

Wedding Cake Verse

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads, "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The baker... read more..

16 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2487

Aging

Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. "I like the original better," I told her. "Trust me," she... read more..