February 2019 - Monthly Archive

14 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

644

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2019

Oh look, a very rare Valentine's Chicken Thursday! I realize Valentine's Day isn't always an easy day. Whether it is for you or not, give Psalm 91 a read today and try to spot the "chickenish" part t... read more..

13 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4150

Dog Wash

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner Mom & Pop grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if... read more..

13 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4710

Tips on Love

Tips on Love ... From Those Who Should Know (All questions were answered by kids, age 5-10) What is the proper age to get married?"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, a... read more..

13 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1060

Speaking of Romance

"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day. "Mmm hmm," replied Dave. "Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?" "Mmm hmm." "Do you think my lips are read more..

13 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1156

Vaguelybond Heart

Valentine's Day: Have I told you lamely that I love you?... read more..

11 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1359

Quote #1797

"The Maker of the Stars would rather die for you than live without you. That is a fact." - Max Lucado read more..

11 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1024

One-liner #1355

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.... read more..

10 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

692

Cybersalt News - February 10, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Body of Christ closed FaceBook group is a place where we post updates and prayer requests for the refugees we are supporting in various ways.https://www.facebook.com/gr... read more..

09 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1280

Have Mouth, Will Stutter

I pride myself with the ability to express myself with the proper wording. I enjoy words and seeing how they relate one to another. Unfortunately, it has not always the case. I have found through the... read more..

09 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1108

One-liner #1354

Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3871

Freezer Order

I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals. Forget calling them "Veal Parmigiana" or "Turkey Loaf" or "Beef Pot Pie." If you look in my freezer you'll see "Whatever," "Anything," "I Do... read more..

09 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1077

Faithfulness Ensured

Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project... read more..

08 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1640

Quote #1796

"Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution." - Unknown read more..

07 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1278

Renovation Reality

The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin. Let that sink in!... read more..

07 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

668

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We actually are getting some cold weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters so we are trying to stay all snug and warm like today's chicken. I hope you are too! Enjoy t... read more..

06 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4223

Pastoral Staff Prayers

The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would verbalize their prayers at the weekly staff meeting. He led off with, "Lord, my daughter is about to go away to college... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3520

Curve Hand

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark, stormy night. The night dragged on without a single car going by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Su... read more..

06 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1225

Aging With Love

I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair right at the front, I pointed to my forehead. "Have you seen t... read more..

06 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1547

Quote #1795

"In the kingdom of God, as long as you're still fighting, you're winning. God doesn't hand out medals for performance. He hands out crowns for perseverance." - Holley Gerth read more..

04 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1357

No Looking Back

I took my memories back to the dry cleaners to have them repressed. (One Hour Service)... read more..

04 Feb

One-liners

1152

One-liner #1353

Descriptions: The pirate skeletons at Disneyland are very life-like.... read more..

03 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

693

Cybersalt News - February 3, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm happy to announce a new way you can help refugees and persecuted Christians through Cybersalt. Most of you are familiar with the Be a Billionaire fundraiser that helps ... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1204

Relationship With a Purpose

Managed to befriend a dolphin. We just clicked.... read more..

02 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1246

Quote #1794

"May your life preach more loudly than your lips." - William Ellery Channing read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3649

Doll Play

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well-known Resusci manikin victim to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci manik... read more..

02 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2265

Human Nature

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the f... read more..

02 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1185

Now Do You Feel like a Big Boy?

Vacations mean different things to different people. For me, the vacation means I am vacating one place and going to another place to do nothing. Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and ... read more..