March 2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3803

Vice President Pride

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally, she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..

13 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4193

Nuns at Game

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1118

Something's Fishy

I was going to show you my koi pond: now I’m not so sure.... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1845

Quote #1805

"A wise man once said nothing." - Unknown read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1105

One-liner #1363

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

573

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Did you remember to move your clocks ahead one hour - that is if you live somewhere that does that? Here in British Columbia, there is serious movement towards leaving th... read more..

09 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1937

Expectations

Recently, I showed a home to a couple who seemed eager to check out the fantastic view from the living room. As I dramatically pulled back the drapes, the disappointed husband asked, "Where is the v... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3655

Mellowing Mom

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She laughed as she told me how she ... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1395

Quote #1804

"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest... True story." - Unknown read more..

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1304

Travelling Like Doc

If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.... read more..

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

586

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Oh boy, was yesterday ever a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. All is well now and the sever is working great, but let's just say I'm glad for a new day tod... read more..

07 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1058

One-liner #1362

Rehab is for quitters!... read more..

06 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4803

Self Affirmation

Ineffective Daily Affirmations - All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts. - I am at one with my duality. - Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themse... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3211

Impressive Dinner

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now, what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card in... read more..

05 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2099

Manners

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot. "NO! NO! NO!" she sc... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1095

Have You Seen Katniss?

Blindfolded archery: you don't know what you're missing!... read more..

04 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1368

Quote #1803

"A disappointment can sometimes be a divine appointment in disguise." - Lysa Terkeurst read more..

04 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1073

One-liner #1361

Profanity sucks.... read more..

03 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

594

Cybersalt News - March 3, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has found a positive use for some of the craziness in this world. You can read "It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/it-s-a... read more..

02 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1382

It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It

As a child, I remember my mother watching soap operas in the afternoon. I never had much interest in them; I would rather watch The Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto. One afternoon I was sitting in... read more..

02 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3560

The Haircut

A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your gr... read more..

02 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1109

Post-Romance

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight. "What do you think?" she said He l... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1215

The Shoe Fits

We maintain an excellent relationship with Holland because of the notwithstanding clogs.... read more..