April 2019 - Monthly Archive

27 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1449

One-liner #1373

If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!... read more..

27 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1348

Quote #1815

"Our faith must be exercised in the realities of everyday life." - Oswald Chambers read more..

27 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1501

Social Remedial

I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3630

I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is gradually diminishing. Top scientists agree, "With the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity wil... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3241

Inspector Mom

Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash? We all... read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

637

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters - thanks for being a part it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1194

Peasant Memo

Note to serfs: Resistance is feudal!... read more..

24 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1023

One-liner #1374

The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!... read more..

24 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3354

Tough Town

My Town Is So Tough It Has... - Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register - Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales - Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb - Bowling ... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3849

Fed Up

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as they stood with their friends about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests. With evident pride,... read more..

24 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1144

Green Perspective

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,... read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1371

Quote #1816

"Stop trying to make everybody happy. You aren't chocolate." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

21 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

675

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2019

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, questions arise when Rev. James Snyder eats only one cookie, many times over. You can read "A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Ca... read more..

A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It

20 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1263

A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I enjoy one glorious connection; she loves to bake and I love to eat what she bakes. I did not marry her because of her baking skills because I did not know... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2090

Jelly Bean Prayer

Red is for the blood He gave. Green is for the grass He made. Yellow is for the sun so bright. Orange is for the edge of night. Blue is for the sins we made. White is for the grace He gave. Purple is... read more..

18 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

653

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day for you - behold, CleanLaugh Digest #4444! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

17 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1149

Quote #1814

"I consider the success of my day based on the seeds I sow, not the harvest I reap." - Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

17 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1207

Current Shuffle

Is collating still a thing? Sort of.... read more..

17 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1207

One-liner #1372

Self-Annihilating Sentences If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!... read more..

17 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3660

Who's a Moron

After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at me like he was saying, "Dad, do you know anything?" He finally said "Dad I looked 'moron' up in the dictionar... read more..

17 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5209

Puppy Love

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a b... read more..

14 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

662

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the rescue when his wife reports a bee swarming - only to find the "problem" was a different set of wings. You can read "What It W... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1206

Sad Review

They said my writing was emotionally one dimensional; it hurt my feeling.... read more..

13 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1072

One-liner #1371

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.... read more..

13 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1508

Quote #1813

"The early church had no building, no money, and no political influence. And they turned the world upside-down." - J. D. Greear read more..

13 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1152

What It Was, Was a Hummingbird

Even as old as I am, there are still things I fear. I do not want to make a list, I’m afraid to. When I have conquered one fear, another one knocks on the door and introduces itself to me. Out of resp... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3115

Travelling Too Light

A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ... A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the... read more..

13 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1138

Sunday Prayer

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What is prayer?" One of her pupils answered, "That's a message sent to God at night and on Sundays when the rates are lower."... read more..

11 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

660

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

10 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3589

Texas Three Kick Rule

A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elde... read more..