Monthly Archive

July 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 63 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3125

Fishing and Sisters

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
837

Early Salesmanship

During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship. His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when turn... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1024

Quote #1836

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing."  - Albert Schweitzer read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1058

Flying High

Scientists studying the effects of marijuana on seabirds have left no tern unstoned.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
893

One-liner #1395

He's a specialist in everything.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
495

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And The... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1054

And Then the Thunder Roared

In our house, thunder has a variety of meanings. Some not as good as others, but that is another story. Either way, I am not a fan of thunder. Recently, some heavy thunder visited our area along with... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3192

Head Check

One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her nine-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground structure and hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1797

Communications Skills

Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for? A sign behind the counter at a video rental store: "We are sorry to re... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1125

Quote #1835

  - Joni Earikson Tada read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
972

Night Chef

A woman wakes up to find her husband cooking stir-fry in the middle of the night. "Wake up, Frank! You're sleep-wokking again!"... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
863

One-liner #1394

It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
462

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far July has been cool and even rainy at times around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I don't mind that, in fact I prefer it instead of the heat pictured on the page at:ww... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1005

Watt They Say

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2720

Lifestyle Q & A

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. S... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1137

Quote #1834

"Compassion asks us to go where it hurts, to enter into the places of pain, to share in brokenness, fear, confusion and anguish. Compassion challenges us to cry out with those in misery, to mourn wi read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
957

One-liner #1393

The bubble has burst to some extent.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3386

Car Pool Note

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1878

Change

The Amish people lead a simple life. That means no electricity. An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
472

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James Snyder prefers to do things tomorrow and that is fine with his wife as long as tomorrow is today! You can read "My Favorite Day... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
988

My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow

It was one of those weeks when the more I completed, the more I had to do. These are not my favorite kind of weeks. So frustrating. During these weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finagles... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
989

Warm Welcome

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3052

Without Glasses

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without y... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
284

Parenting Dilemma

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1307

Quote #1833

"Others." - William Booth, Founder of the Salvation Army read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
902

One-liner #1392

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
556

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy 4th of July to all American Cybersaltines! For some time now I have been wanting to visit "Big Lonely Doug," a 230 foot Douglas Fir tree left standing in a clear... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6601

Stolen Truck

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The young goober rancher came running into the store and s read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1039

Quote #1832

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5075

Funny Quotes

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.- Red Buttons Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a carhe sticks his h... read more..

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