August 2019 - Monthly Archive

17 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

967

One-Liner #1404

Thinking is the last thing on my mind!... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11478

A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, "An umbrella?? Why di... read more..

17 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1748

Odd Facts

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. Q. What distinguishes "60 Minutes" on CBS from every other TV show? A. No theme song. Q. Half of all Americans live within ... read more..

17 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1077

I Sure Do Miss St. Sanity

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and me recently celebrated our 48th wedding anniversary. It sure does not seem we have been married that long. I guess, as you get older, according to my grandmo... read more..

15 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

656

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - wow, it's the middle of August all ready! Do you remember your 2019 New Year's resolutions? Yesterday I did a review of some of mine for my business. If you are interested... read more..

14 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3732

Pea Punishment

Rabbi Bloom caught two of his rabbinical students gambling and drinking on Sabbath. Next day, Rabbi Bloom called them into his office and asked them what was going on. They immediately confessed to ... read more..

14 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1964

Quote #1844

God without man is God. Man without God is nothing. - unknown read more..

14 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1071

One-liner #1403

She's genuinely bogus!... read more..

14 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4732

Alllleee-oop!

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach ... read more..

14 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2076

Debt Freedom

The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance company. "Do you have a second mortgage on your home?" "No," I replied. "Would you like to consolidate all your debts?" "I really don't h... read more..

14 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1168

Avoid le Nemo

Don't eat the French fish ... it's poisson!... read more..

11 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

634

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently benefited from his wife's encouragement to look in a mirror and was reminded of an important truth we all need to remember. You can read "My Mir read more..

My Mirror Doesn't Lie, But Sometimes It Giggles

10 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1452

My Mirror Doesn't Lie, But Sometimes It Giggles

I have never been fascinated by my looks, and I don’t think anybody else has either. Sometimes, however, I have to spend a little more time before the mirror to get prepared for where I am going... read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1207

Quote 1843

"There is no risk in abandoning ourselves to God." - Unknown read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1279

Algebra Feeling

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.... read more..

10 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1007

One-liner #1402

My identity lies in NOT knowing who I am.... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5642

Two-Part Question

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $50,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the host MC that he desired a question on American History. The big night arrived. Bob ma... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1249

God's Gift of Time

We all need time to grieve--quiet time for reflectionto sift through memoriesand come to gripswith what has happened. We all need a time for tearsnot for the one who is now at peace in heaven,but for... read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

658

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. We've been friends for 44 y... read more..

07 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3222

Seen in Florida

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the coastline on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Popemobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline (an area w... read more..

07 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

991

Oneliner #1401

Self-Annihilating Sentences I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.... read more..

07 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1666

Quote #1842

"Do you trust me when my answer is Wait?" - GOD - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

07 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1124

I Udderly Can't Remember

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia.... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4291

Pickup Backfire

Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the we... read more..

07 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1038

Debt

An old farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. The reporter asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I reckon the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bil... read more..

04 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

704

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. It has been a while since I added any new funny picture pages to the Cybersalt site. I work on so many other people's web projects that my sites become proverbial mechanic'... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3655

Sarahrella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant the... read more..

03 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2762

Everybody and Nobody

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have do... read more..

03 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

2053

Quote 1841

"LORD, calm my anxious heart and the urgent demand for quick results. Help me to wait on you, trusting that your timing is perfect." - unknown read more..

03 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1135

Thanks Honey

CYCLOPS: How do you spell Hawaii? WIFE: [biting lip] well ... you need 2 i's CYCLOPS: [puts pen down] My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Linda.... read more..