October 2019 - Monthly Archive

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3627

Sign Fun

On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job ... read more..

11 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2040

Proof of Identity

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..

09 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3827

Church Is Dangerous Sometimes

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..

09 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1169

Quote #1860

"Your duty in service and ministry is to see that there is nothing between Jesus and yourself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1174

Mostly Englishmen

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants ... Feefiphobia... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2051

Answering Questions

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small b... read more..

09 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

985

One-Liner #1419

Self-Annihilating Sentence I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..

06 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2123

You Won't Understand

Often people say to me "You just won't understand." "You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU are NOT a man." I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain. As if they are the only... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3446

Sunday Service

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. ... read more..

06 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1376

A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker

I was tootling along one day last week, quite focused on getting my business for the day done. In fact, I was feeling good about the progress I was making with my “to-do list.” Nothing is more satisfy... read more..

06 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

611

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Site and Newsletters have been moved to a new server. Please let me know if you don't get this mailing. 😏 This week Rev. James Snyder gets a reminder to... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1260

Quote #1859

"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you." - unknown read more..

05 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1032

One-Liner #1418

The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.... read more..

03 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3246

Sock Concern

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I lik... read more..

03 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

658

Cybersalt News - October 3, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a server change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address your newsletter arrived very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers have not yet rece... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1450

Chaussure Chauffeur

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5020

Chair Philosophy

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his c... read more..

02 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1884

Appraisals

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained. "What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" ... read more..