2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

11 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2050

Proof of Identity

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..

09 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3837

Church Is Dangerous Sometimes

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..

09 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1176

Quote #1860

"Your duty in service and ministry is to see that there is nothing between Jesus and yourself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1183

Mostly Englishmen

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants ... Feefiphobia... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2066

Answering Questions

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small b... read more..

09 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

993

One-Liner #1419

Self-Annihilating Sentence I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..

06 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2131

You Won't Understand

Often people say to me "You just won't understand." "You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU are NOT a man." I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain. As if they are the only... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3454

Sunday Service

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. ... read more..

06 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1390

A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker

I was tootling along one day last week, quite focused on getting my business for the day done. In fact, I was feeling good about the progress I was making with my “to-do list.” Nothing is more satisfy... read more..

06 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

622

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Site and Newsletters have been moved to a new server. Please let me know if you don't get this mailing. 😏 This week Rev. James Snyder gets a reminder to... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1269

Quote #1859

"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you." - unknown read more..

05 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1041

One-Liner #1418

The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.... read more..

03 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3254

Sock Concern

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I lik... read more..

03 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

664

Cybersalt News - October 3, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a server change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address your newsletter arrived very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers have not yet rece... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1463

Chaussure Chauffeur

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5029

Chair Philosophy

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his c... read more..

02 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1892

Appraisals

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained. "What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" ... read more..

02 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1259

Quote #1858

"Grace never seems fair until you need a little." - Bob Goff read more..

02 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

961

One-Liner #1417

Self-Annihilating Sentence Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.... read more..

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

685

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I am happy to report I am 90% over my cold or flu or whatever it was. What a doozy that was! Rev. James Snyder has enjoyed the life long dilemma of the many things in his ... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1213

I'm All Shook Up

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

28 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1111

To Grin or Not to Grin, Is My Dilemma

Through the years, I have experienced one dilemma after another. I remember my father once told me, “Son, when life delivers you a dilemma, make lemonade out of it.” To which I looked at him with a b... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

16791

Alternative Baptism

As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a creek. With alligators in the area, however, that was less than ideal. Then a minister friend suggested I bring m... read more..

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2103

Pancakes

Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard, and pulled out the heavy flour caniste... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

349

Quote #1857

"God's silences are actually His answers." - Oswald Chambers read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

973

One-Liner #1416

Self-Annihilating Sentence At the moment, your suggestion has a permanent place.... read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

669

Cybersalt News - September 26, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and welcome to autumn or spring depending on the hemisphere you live in! After 7 days of being sick I finally feel human again - extremely tired human. My relatively new jou... read more..

25 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3263

Let Us Spray

A joy of which I'll not partakeIs eating children's birthday cake. To "blow out" candles, in a word,Is really patently absurd: Each puff contains sufficient moistureTo propagate your av'rage oyster.... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1230

Pirate Parts for Sale

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook ... ? At a second hand store!... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3275

Friends Like That

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asks the king. "Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all d... read more..