2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

My Mirror Doesn't Lie, But Sometimes It Giggles

10 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1450

My Mirror Doesn't Lie, But Sometimes It Giggles

I have never been fascinated by my looks, and I don’t think anybody else has either. Sometimes, however, I have to spend a little more time before the mirror to get prepared for where I am going... read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1206

Quote 1843

"There is no risk in abandoning ourselves to God." - Unknown read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1278

Algebra Feeling

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.... read more..

10 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1007

One-liner #1402

My identity lies in NOT knowing who I am.... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5640

Two-Part Question

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $50,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the host MC that he desired a question on American History. The big night arrived. Bob ma... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1248

God's Gift of Time

We all need time to grieve--quiet time for reflectionto sift through memoriesand come to gripswith what has happened. We all need a time for tearsnot for the one who is now at peace in heaven,but for... read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

658

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. We've been friends for 44 y... read more..

07 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3221

Seen in Florida

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the coastline on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Popemobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline (an area w... read more..

07 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

990

Oneliner #1401

Self-Annihilating Sentences I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.... read more..

07 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1665

Quote #1842

"Do you trust me when my answer is Wait?" - GOD - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

07 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1124

I Udderly Can't Remember

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia.... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4290

Pickup Backfire

Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the we... read more..

07 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1037

Debt

An old farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. The reporter asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I reckon the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bil... read more..

04 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

703

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. It has been a while since I added any new funny picture pages to the Cybersalt site. I work on so many other people's web projects that my sites become proverbial mechanic'... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3655

Sarahrella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant the... read more..

03 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2762

Everybody and Nobody

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have do... read more..

03 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

2052

Quote 1841

"LORD, calm my anxious heart and the urgent demand for quick results. Help me to wait on you, trusting that your timing is perfect." - unknown read more..

03 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1134

Thanks Honey

CYCLOPS: How do you spell Hawaii? WIFE: [biting lip] well ... you need 2 i's CYCLOPS: [puts pen down] My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Linda.... read more..

03 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

2316

Cat Chiropractor

The chiropractor really had FiFi feeling loose! ... read more..

03 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1124

And Then, There It Was

It is not that I do not like to travel; I just don’t like to leave home. I am quite comfortable at home where I have everything I need within easy reach. Sometimes I have to travel to a conference or... read more..

02 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1019

One-liner #1400

Competition for the apathy prize is keen!... read more..

01 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

803

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. I have no idea how I can&nb... read more..

31 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3734

Children Grieving

Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo. Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expres... read more..

31 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1510

Quote #1840

"Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake." - David "Avocado" Wolfe read more..

31 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1212

Rail Nap

"I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himself. read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4143

Long Living

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and... read more..

31 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2039

Job Security

A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss' kind offer. The boss asked, "Why... read more..

30 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1077

One-liner #1399

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.... read more..

28 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

639

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-tel... read more..

27 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1100

Did I Tell You The Story…?

I was having a rather down day recently. You know how it is; you are going along 100 miles an hour and finally you crash. I was experiencing one of those reality crashes. Reclining in my chair, drink... read more..