2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

14 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

2120

Quote #1875

"The first Christmas was pretty simple. It's okay if yours is too." - Amy Weatherly read more..

14 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1966

Put Christ back into Christianity Love God Love Your Neighbour As Yourself Take Up Your Cross And Follow Me Forgive 70 X 7 Whoever Is Without Sin Cast the First Stone Treat Others The Way You Wa... read more..

'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Sermon Style

14 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

6965

'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Sermon Style

This evening I want to look at the very famous and familiar text "'Twas the Night Before Christmas". What we want to see is that this text is presenting to us a declaration of Santa Claus, and in this... read more..

14 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3945

Christmas Signs

- From a toy store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." - In a bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas." - Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club." - From a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come read more..

12 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1104

Festive Retribution

"Join us at the church tonight for the hanging of the greens: they should have known better than to sit in the wrong pew." read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

638

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Ask and you shall receive! A big thank-you to Cybersaltine G. Winter who came through with a Christmas Chicken picture starring her granddaughter. She also sent a... read more..

11 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

11658

Christmas in Australia

Thanks to list member Clarice M.H. who told me that "The Night Before Christmas in Texas, That Is" was written by Leon A. Harris - a student teacher she had. Clarice wrote, "Knowing my fondness for th... read more..

11 Dec

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

2133

Bye Bye Ornament

The last thing a Christmas ornament sees before it dies. ... read more..

11 Dec

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1326

Hearing What You Can't See

My dad gave 50 bucks to a guy who said he needed to buy medicine for his kids. I told my dad he was probably going to spend the money on alcohol or something, but my dad said that "whether he was lyin... read more..

11 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1010

One-Liner #1436

Instead of presents this year I'm giving everyone my opinion: get ready!... read more..

11 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1028

Quote 1874

"Stop disliking people over what you've heard and be thankful God isn't disliking YOU over what He KNOWS." read more..

08 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

673

Cybersalt News - December 8, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone! There is a new funny picture page on the Cybersalt site. That's right, I remember how to do that! You might only get this one if you are a programmer or coder, but eve... read more..

07 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1708

Quote #1873

"Blowing out someone else's candle won't make yours shine brighter. Remember that." - unknown read more..

07 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1255

Christmas Music Copy

This year I have decided to release a Christmas record called, "Duvet Know it's Christmas" It's a cover version... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3406

Lost, Found, Changed

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my b... read more..

07 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

1648

Santa Code

Santa's naughty and nice list has gone digital. ... read more..

The Difference Between a Fool and Being Full

07 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1115

The Difference Between a Fool and Being Full

One thing truly amazes is how fast Thanksgiving goes. Here I am in the living room relaxing in my easy chair just one day after Thanksgiving. My ears are still ringing with all the chatter that went ... read more..

07 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2020

Children, Christmas and Technology

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual question, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Di... read more..

05 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

620

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you have noticed, but I have been repeating chicken pictures for a number of weeks. If you have any original Christmas Chicken pictures (a live chicken, lol... read more..

04 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2123

Teaching Children About Christmas

The Season of Advent was beginning, and I wanted to inform the children that, according the Bible, Jesus is coming twice, once as the baby in the manger, and then as King. So I asked the children, "H... read more..

04 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3950

I Know About Santa

I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Too... read more..

04 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1466

Quote #1872

"Every time we use religion to draw a line to keep people out, Jesus is with the people on the other side of that line." - Hugh L. Hollowell read more..

04 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1275

Steam Rebellion

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony.... read more..

04 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1000

One-Liner #1434

Emergency service provided only with twenty-four hours notice.... read more..

04 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1141

One-Liner #1435

I like to make lists; I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guessing on what's the list while at the store.... read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

635

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Welcome to December and may I be one of the first to wish you a Merry and Blessed Christmas! I recently mentioned I would have soon have some exciting announcements about t... read more..

30 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3289

A Post-Thanksgiving Wishbone

Now that Thanksgiving is over, I am able to sit back and recoup from the activity. I'm not sure about anybody else, but a holiday such as Thanksgiving takes a lot out of me. Of course, it puts a lot i... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2336

Beer

Today on the way to work, I thought I saw a headline that read "Beer Recall." It actually read "Beef Recall." The story explained the discovery of mad cow disease in the United States. Mad cow disea... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2235

God's Omnipotence

I was scolding our pastor for his habit of starting church services late. I mentioned that in my years with the Air Force, when the general scheduled us to take off at 0700 hours, he didn't mean 0705... read more..

30 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1308

Quote #1871

"Waking up when you are a parent is like being shot out of a cannon every morning right into the middle of the circus and immediately begin handed flaming batons to juggle." - @hidingintheclosetwit read more..