2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #300

26 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1562

Quote #1839

"Observed duties maintain our credit; but secret duties maintain our life." - John Flavel read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1077

Shy of a Helmet

"I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully. read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4086

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman an read more..

26 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1934

Contribution

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great ... read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1006

One-liner #1398

As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1479

Express Desire

A pastor in Central Illinois went to the railroad depot everyday to watch the express train go by. People from his church noticed this and we're concerned about him. Finally the head of the church b... read more..

25 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

660

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a riddle I've been experiencing in life and Roger B. replied and shared a great laugh I had never heard before. As a reminder, here is my riddle. A... read more..

24 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3191

Truth in Politics

It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician... read more..

24 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1286

Quote #1838

"A salvation that does not lead to service is no salvation at all." - Catherine Booth read more..

24 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3875

Retirement Savings

Shirley and Abe, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"... read more..

24 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1872

Salesmanship

My buddy applied for a job as an insurance salesman. Where the form requested "prior experience," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it. Nothing else. "We're looking for someone who can not only sell ins... read more..

24 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1095

Carrots are Orange Too

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!... read more..

22 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1114

One-liner #1397

It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.... read more..

21 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

642

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Summer is here and so is the heat for many of you in the northern hemisphere. As a bonus link, here is some heat wave humor that will hopefully keep you cool in spirit at l... read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1059

Quote #1837

"Doctrine is not just a bundle of the church's own ideas, thoughts, and dreams about God, but is a declaring of what God Himself has shown and told us." - J. I. Packer read more..

20 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1165

After All, It Is Monday

I do not consider myself lazy. I think of myself as an Energy Conservative. I am saving my energy for sometime down the road when I may need it, and who knows when. This, however, is not the opinion ... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3695

Self-Evident Truths about Pets

* Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. * Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their read more..

20 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1062

Honest Money

Sam and George go to the bank to cash their paychecks. After Sam cashes his check George hands the young teller his check. He moves away from the teller, counts his change, and then goes back and say... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1103

Grammar Judgment

People who do not use punctuation deserve a long sentence.... read more..

19 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1066

One-liner #1396

Every once in a while, it never stops raining.... read more..

18 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

675

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My adventure in self-employment continues. Twenty months into it I continue to experience a riddle I've asked many times on some days: Q: "Do you know the difference betwe... read more..

17 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3818

Perfect Man

After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has finally been named: MR. POTATO HEAD He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3294

Fishing and Sisters

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "... read more..

17 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

985

Early Salesmanship

During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship. His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when turn... read more..

17 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1196

Quote #1836

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing." - Albert Schweitzer read more..

17 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1250

Flying High

Scientists studying the effects of marijuana on seabirds have left no tern unstoned.... read more..

16 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1047

One-liner #1395

He's a specialist in everything.... read more..

14 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

619

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And The... read more..

13 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1236

And Then the Thunder Roared

In our house, thunder has a variety of meanings. Some not as good as others, but that is another story. Either way, I am not a fan of thunder. Recently, some heavy thunder visited our area along with... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3339

Head Check

One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her nine-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground structure and hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all... read more..