2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

13 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1980

Communications Skills

Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for? A sign behind the counter at a video rental store: "We are sorry to re... read more..

13 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1313

Quote #1835

- Joni Earikson Tada read more..

12 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1115

Night Chef

A woman wakes up to find her husband cooking stir-fry in the middle of the night. "Wake up, Frank! You're sleep-wokking again!"... read more..

12 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1028

One-liner #1394

It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.... read more..

11 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

588

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far July has been cool and even rainy at times around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I don't mind that, in fact I prefer it instead of the heat pictured on the page at:ww... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1158

Watt They Say

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.... read more..

10 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2896

Lifestyle Q & A

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. S... read more..

10 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1336

Quote #1834

"Compassion asks us to go where it hurts, to enter into the places of pain, to share in brokenness, fear, confusion and anguish. Compassion challenges us to cry out with those in misery, to mourn wi read more..

09 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1146

One-liner #1393

The bubble has burst to some extent.... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3577

Car Pool Note

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he ... read more..

08 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2040

Change

The Amish people lead a simple life. That means no electricity. An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric... read more..

07 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

594

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James Snyder prefers to do things tomorrow and that is fine with his wife as long as tomorrow is today! You can read "My Favorite Day... read more..

06 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1195

My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow

It was one of those weeks when the more I completed, the more I had to do. These are not my favorite kind of weeks. So frustrating. During these weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finagles... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1151

Warm Welcome

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3183

Without Glasses

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without y... read more..

06 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

455

Parenting Dilemma

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down... read more..

06 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1511

Quote #1833

"Others." - William Booth, Founder of the Salvation Army read more..

05 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1053

One-liner #1392

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.... read more..

04 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

727

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy 4th of July to all American Cybersaltines! For some time now I have been wanting to visit "Big Lonely Doug," a 230 foot Douglas Fir tree left standing in a clear... read more..

03 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6776

Stolen Truck

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The young goober rancher came running into the store and s read more..

03 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1220

Quote #1832

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

03 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5231

Funny Quotes

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.- Red Buttons Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a carhe sticks his h... read more..

03 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2221

Couples Observation

Within a year, our Young Couples Department at church had grown from one class of eight active couples to four classes with 56 active couples! On Baby Dedication Sunday that year, we had 19 babies! ... read more..

03 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1177

One-liner #1391

You don't stand alone. I also stand alone!... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1161

Seasonal Income

If money grew on trees, in the Fall you'd really be raking it in!... read more..

30 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

654

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Due to another error between my seat and my keyboard, last Sunday's news was repeated again in Chicken Thursday's Cybersalt Digest. Sorry about that ;-( Happy 51st birthda... read more..

29 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1094

Quote #1831

"The most universally awesome experience that mankind knows is to stand alone on a clear night and look at the stars." - J. I. Packer read more..

29 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1228

One-liner #1390

Our product is best because all the others are average.... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3801

Anniversary Card

It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so p... read more..

29 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1444

Prayer

Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the mount? Did He ever use a broadcast fax, to get His message out? Did disciples carry cell phones, as they went about? Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon ... read more..