2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #390

12 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3527

Hospital Visitation

Fred was unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10-ton truck and landed up in hospital in intensive care. His best friend Morris came to visit him. Fred struggled to tell Morris, "My wife Sally visi... read more..

12 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1265

Quote #1826

Two things are said to be rare sights in the world; one is a young man humble, and the other is an old man content. - J. C. Ryle read more..

12 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1098

Three Mile Buddy

My friend keeps telling me about his nightmares about being a used up nuclear fuel rod: I think he's overreacting.... read more..

12 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3623

No Stairs

An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the... read more..

12 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2194

Enthusiasm

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your... read more..

12 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1060

One-liner #1385

I'm never at my best.... read more..

09 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

583

Cybersalt News - June 9, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Father's Day for all those who are able to celebrate! Rev. James Snyder tries to create merry hearts wherever he goes. YO Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pa... read more..

08 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1092

One-liner #1384

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions The executive committee proposes the following compromise: make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.... read more..

08 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1082

Quote #1825

"Faith must be tested, because it can only become your intimate possession through conflict." - Oswald Chambers read more..

08 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3760

From the Beginning

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you... read more..

08 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1101

Fishing Pessimists

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. Th... read more..

06 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

601

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

01 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1515

Quote #1824

"Stop trying to repair what God wants to replace." - M. Moore Jr. read more..

01 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1067

One-liner #1383

Our lack or cooperation is mutual!... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4084

Office Culture

The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed that he was getting... read more..

01 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1923

Reality

On a tour of Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, the guide stopped and addressed the crowd. "Do you want to see what a real cave looks like?" he asked. Of course, everyone said yes. Without another word, he ... read more..

30 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

614

Cybersalt News - May 30, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

29 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3878

Four Times at the Gate

Sally had lived a good life, having been married four times. Now she stood before the Pearly Gates. The angel at the gates said to her, "I see that you first of all married a banker, then an actor, n... read more..

29 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1242

Caffeine Guilt

A guy stole a hundred cans of Red Bull from our neighborhood store; I don't know how he can sleep at night! ... read more..

29 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1255

Quote #1823

"People who are totally consumed with idealistic principles rarely do anything." - Oswald Chambers read more..

29 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1155

One-liner #1382

Self-Annihilating Sentence There is no other language but French.... read more..

29 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3941

Some Things You Can't Escape

A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. So, not to be captured, he ran through fields and traveled through back roads until he reached his wi... read more..

29 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2219

Pessimists

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example,... read more..

26 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

598

Cybersalt News - May 26, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week, Rev. James Snyder enjoys the richest part of dinner out with his wife. You can read "Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/eating-... read more..

25 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1211

Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone

One pleasure the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself enjoy is going out for a quiet dinner together. It does not happen often, at least not often enough. When it does, it is always a delight... read more..

25 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1211

Simple Wrath

Mongol Hordes looking down their nose at you in Massachusetts: It's just Kahn descending. ... read more..

25 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1370

Quote #1822

"We became Christians by faith in Jesus, we stay Christians by faith in Jesus, and we grow as Christians by faith in Jesus." - J.C. Ryle read more..

25 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1091

One-liner #1381

"He hasn't a single redeeming vice!" - Oscar Wilde read more..

25 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1381

A New Beginning

After raising four kids and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and mor... read more..

24 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3825

Country Refreshment

A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by... read more..