2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

17 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1189

One-liner #1372

Self-Annihilating Sentences If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!... read more..

17 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3636

After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at me like he was saying, "Dad, do you know anything?" He finally said "Dad I looked 'moron' up in the dictionar... read more..

17 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5192

Puppy Love

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a b... read more..

14 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

649

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the rescue when his wife reports a bee swarming - only to find the "problem" was a different set of wings. You can read "What It W... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1189

Sad Review

They said my writing was emotionally one dimensional; it hurt my feeling.... read more..

13 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1058

One-liner #1371

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.... read more..

13 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1491

Quote #1813

"The early church had no building, no money, and no political influence. And they turned the world upside-down." - J. D. Greear read more..

13 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1135

What It Was, Was a Hummingbird

Even as old as I am, there are still things I fear. I do not want to make a list, I’m afraid to. When I have conquered one fear, another one knocks on the door and introduces itself to me. Out of resp... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3092

Travelling Too Light

A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ... A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the... read more..

13 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1114

Sunday Prayer

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What is prayer?" One of her pupils answered, "That's a message sent to God at night and on Sundays when the rates are lower."... read more..

11 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

647

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

10 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3554

Texas Three Kick Rule

A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elde... read more..

10 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1044

Quote #1812

"How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask. We all go through the same stuff differently." - unknown read more..

10 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1158

One-liner #1370

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints Health foods make me sick.... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1325

Dominoes Better than Your Mother

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants.... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6461

Turtle Accident

Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"? One of the snails took him up on his offer and off he went. As the turtle reached t... read more..

10 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2034

Perspective

Traveling through New England a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What type of town is this?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that... read more..

07 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

576

Cybersalt News - April 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder isn't naive about why he is called naive, nor is he worried about being naive. You can read "I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

06 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1375

Quote #1811

"Practice the Pause. When in doubt, pause. When angry, pause. When tired, pause. When stressed, pause.And when you pause ... pray." - Unknown read more..

06 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1305

Twinkletoes

I have LED shoestrings, so yeah ... pretty light on my feet.... read more..

06 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1108

One-liner #1369

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Advice If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.... read more..

06 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1297

I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety

Someone recently said to me, “You sure are naïve.” I’m not sure what the incident was about at the time, and I was a little bit hurt by that saying. What did he mean that I am naïve? I have been givi... read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3296

New Home No Hears

Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home: 1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden." 2. "Actua... read more..

06 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2085

Imagination

I was making Play-doh animals with my four-year-old niece, Chris, and her three-year-old brother, Neil. While Chris was clearly molding a crude but recognizable dog, figuring what Neil was making was ... read more..

04 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

638

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

03 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

980

One-liner #1368

Self-Annihilating Sentence Nickels are a dime a dozen!... read more..

03 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1454

Quote #1810

"Without courage we will simply accumulate a collection of good ideas and regrets." - Andy Stanley read more..

03 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2848

Check the Original

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7770

Yard Sale Anger

A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure he'll understand when you ... read more..

03 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2172

Ungratefulness

In a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay a... read more..