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My youngest son asked me how old I was. I answered, "39 and holding." He thought for a moment and then asked, "But how old would you be if you let go?"... read more..

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally, she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the read more..

I was going to show you my koi pond: now I’m not so sure.... read more..

"A wise man once said nothing." - Unknown read more..

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Did you remember to move your clocks ahead one hour - that is if you live somewhere that does that? Here in British Columbia, there is serious movement towards leaving th... read more..

Recently, I showed a home to a couple who seemed eager to check out the fantastic view from the living room. As I dramatically pulled back the drapes, the disappointed husband asked, "Where is the v... read more..

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She laughed as she told me how she ... read more..

"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest... True story." - Unknown read more..

If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Oh boy, was yesterday ever a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  All is well now and the sever is working great, but let's just say I'm glad for a new day tod... read more..

Rehab is for quitters!... read more..

Ineffective Daily Affirmations - All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts. - I am at one with my duality. - Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themse... read more..

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now, what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card in... read more..

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot. "NO! NO! NO!" she sc... read more..

Blindfolded archery: you don't know what you're missing!... read more..

"A disappointment can sometimes be a divine appointment in disguise." - Lysa Terkeurst read more..

Profanity sucks.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has found a positive use for some of the craziness in this world. You can read "It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/it-s-a... read more..

As a child, I remember my mother watching soap operas in the afternoon. I never had much interest in them; I would rather watch The Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto. One afternoon I was sitting in... read more..

A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your gr... read more..

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight. "What do you think?" she said He l... read more..

We maintain an excellent relationship with Holland because of the notwithstanding clogs.... read more..

"Prayer: The world's greatest wireless connection." - Unknown read more..

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.... read more..

New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said... read more..

Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass. Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomorrow we all start... read more..

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," ... read more..