2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #600

11 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1017

One-liner #1355

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.... read more..

10 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

683

Cybersalt News - February 10, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Body of Christ closed FaceBook group is a place where we post updates and prayer requests for the refugees we are supporting in various ways.https://www.facebook.com/gr... read more..

09 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1271

Have Mouth, Will Stutter

I pride myself with the ability to express myself with the proper wording. I enjoy words and seeing how they relate one to another. Unfortunately, it has not always the case. I have found through the... read more..

09 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1099

One-liner #1354

Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3861

Freezer Order

I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals. Forget calling them "Veal Parmigiana" or "Turkey Loaf" or "Beef Pot Pie." If you look in my freezer you'll see "Whatever," "Anything," "I Do... read more..

09 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1065

Faithfulness Ensured

Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project... read more..

08 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1631

Quote #1796

"Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution." - Unknown read more..

07 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1269

Renovation Reality

The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin. Let that sink in!... read more..

07 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

658

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We actually are getting some cold weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters so we are trying to stay all snug and warm like today's chicken. I hope you are too! Enjoy t... read more..

06 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4212

Pastoral Staff Prayers

The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would verbalize their prayers at the weekly staff meeting. He led off with, "Lord, my daughter is about to go away to college... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3510

Curve Hand

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark, stormy night. The night dragged on without a single car going by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Su... read more..

06 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1214

Aging With Love

I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair right at the front, I pointed to my forehead. "Have you seen t... read more..

06 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1537

Quote #1795

"In the kingdom of God, as long as you're still fighting, you're winning. God doesn't hand out medals for performance. He hands out crowns for perseverance." - Holley Gerth read more..

04 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1345

No Looking Back

I took my memories back to the dry cleaners to have them repressed. (One Hour Service)... read more..

04 Feb

One-liners

1143

One-liner #1353

Descriptions: The pirate skeletons at Disneyland are very life-like.... read more..

03 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

686

Cybersalt News - February 3, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm happy to announce a new way you can help refugees and persecuted Christians through Cybersalt. Most of you are familiar with the Be a Billionaire fundraiser that helps ... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1197

Relationship With a Purpose

Managed to befriend a dolphin. We just clicked.... read more..

02 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1240

Quote #1794

"May your life preach more loudly than your lips." - William Ellery Channing read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3639

Doll Play

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well-known Resusci manikin victim to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci manik... read more..

02 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2252

Human Nature

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the f... read more..

02 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1174

Now Do You Feel like a Big Boy?

Vacations mean different things to different people. For me, the vacation means I am vacating one place and going to another place to do nothing. Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and ... read more..

31 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3627

Lawnmower Words

A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawnmower down the street with a "For Sale" sign on it. A man stopped him asked if the mower would run. The boy told him it would, so the man bought it. A ... read more..

31 Jan

One-liners

1272

One-liner #1352

Definitions: A reactionary is a man who wants to face the past with confidence.... read more..

31 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

746

Cybersalt News - January 31, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few weeks back I preached at the church Susan and I have been attending since I retired from local church pastoring. You can listen to "The Very Thing" at:gatewaybaptistc... read more..

30 Jan

Pakistan Handicrafts

Susheel Saleem

358

Lady's Embroidered Handbag

We're excited to present these amazing bags, handmade by Pakistani women. Each bag is beautiful on its own, and doubly eye-catching when matched with the right dress. These traditional bags are indiv... read more..

29 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1288

Irresistibly Loud

Yesterday I saw an ad that said, Radio for sale $1 Volume stuck on full I thought, "I can't turn that down."... read more..

29 Jan

Quotes

2187

Quote #1793

"Your wounds will either become walls of offense or windows of revelation depending on how you respond." - Unknown read more..

29 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3692

Restaurant Return

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter,... read more..

29 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1260

Nine Things About Aging

First, eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second, the older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third, some peopl... read more..

28 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1142

One-liner #1351

Definitions: A university is a community in which people make a living by taking in each other's brainwashing.... read more..