2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #660

09 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2244

Master's Card

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard. I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail. However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, m... read more..

09 Jan

One-liners

1075

Oneliner #1346

Not knowing about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' Horse.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1317

Lucky He is Wearing a Tuxedo

Did you hear about the emperor penguin? He had a freezing reign.... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

5518

Quote #1788

"Worry is a conversation you have with yourself about things you cannot change. Prayer is a conversation you have with God about things He can change." - unknown read more..

06 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2030

Doctor's Note

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor for a piece of paper and a pen. Although a strange requ... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3453

Checking Newbie

Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said. "Oh good," he said.... read more..

06 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1221

I Thought but Then I Unthought

Looking back over my life I honestly can say, giving it a great deal of thought, the biggest problem I have is when I actually think. Thinking can get me into more trouble than anything else I do. Th... read more..

06 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

750

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! A recent call from the bank, regarding a $600 wine purchase, had Rev. James Snyder thinking two ways. You can read "I Thought but Then I Unthought" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

1285

Quote #1787

"I have a great need for Christ. I have a great Christ for my need." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

03 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1265

One-liner #1345

My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1370

The Walking Frosty

How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen? With a thawed off shotgun.... read more..

03 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

686

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2019

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2019 - Happy New Year! One of the services Cybersalt offers is virus and malware removal. In fact, I am able to offer this remotely around the world. The softwa... read more..

02 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4042

Wonder Cure

While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an elderly gentlemen attend some of our Bible studies. When he missed one week, I called to see if he was alright. ... read more..

02 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1067

Self Control, Sir!

A man walked into a bakery, carrying a pie box. He approached the clerk at the counter. The clerk said, 'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?" The man replied, "I want my money back! I bought this pie h... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4921

Elevator Repair

Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name wa... read more..