2019 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3242

Finest Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new bal... read more..

14 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

612

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a Cybersalt World Headquarters office temperature update: the new fireplace is ordered and I'm looking forward to it being installed in the next couple of weeks. Ho... read more..

13 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3671

Clown Substitute

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has go read more..

13 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

2157

Quote #1866

"Every church is a congregation of sinners...and if that isn't bad enough, they all have sinners for pastors." - Eugene Peterson read more..

13 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1177

Panning Observation

He who is without oil shall throw the first rod. - Compressions 8.7:1... read more..

13 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1018

One-Liner #1428

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Attitudes Activity is a waste of time!... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3984

Memo Differences

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot ... read more..

13 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1810

Respect and Position

During the eight years he served as Eisenhower's vice president, Richard Nixon had many reminders of the esteem accorded to people in his position. Once, the Nixons were staying at a hotel in Chicago ... read more..

10 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

582

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Amidst society's shifting thoughts about ageing, Rev. James Snyder is grateful he can still make new memories with God. You can read "Getting Old Is Not for Sissies" at:www... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1332

Quote #1865

"If the message you preach isn't good news for every person from every tribe, tongue, and nation, then it isn't the real gospel." - Nathan Finn read more..

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1158

Desk Jockey

First day as a police officer ... Captain: "Why did you call for back up?" Me: "There was a fly in my car." Swat Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do??"... read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1020

One-Liner #1427

Self-Annihilating One-Liners: The Way of the World Transience is here to stay.... read more..

09 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1457

Getting Old Is Not for Sissies

I will not admit to being old, but I am older than I was 10 years ago. Those 10 years have been filled with all kinds of things helping me to get older. I saw an article that said that 60 is the new ... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4224

Military Computer

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of t... read more..

07 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

585

Cybersalt News - November 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in a part of the world that turns the clocks back an hour in the fall, you know we're heading into the dark days of the year. I hope you are a snug and cozy as ... read more..

06 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1530

Quote #1864

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken adults..." - F. Douglass read more..

06 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3043

Ecumenical Golf

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, the Prime Minister wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the fri... read more..

06 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3280

Good News/Bad News

The slave driver of the Roman ship stared down at his slaves and yelled, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you'll be getting double rations tonight." The mumbling of the happ... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1441

Morning Chore

People in Athens hate getting up early ... because Dawn is tough on Greece.... read more..

06 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1044

One-Liner #1426

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands We must be decisive, but on the other hand ...... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3844

Thoughts on Genealogy

~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. ~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. ~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return? ~ Searching for lost relatives? Win the lot... read more..

06 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1879

Family Relations

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" "Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He le... read more..

03 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

564

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt is back so I am happy to offer the full menu in today's digest! The definition of a "Good Day" has changed over the years for Rev. James Snyder. You can ... read more..

02 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1026

Quote #1863

What is sin? Sin is the glory of God not honored,the holiness of God not reverenced,the greatness of God not admired,the power of God not praised,the truth of God not sought,the wisdom of God read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1070

Planetary Emotion

The only thing that flat-earthers fear ... ...is sphere itself.... read more..

02 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1064

One-Liner #1425

Self-Annihilating Sentences A good system can transform complexity into chaos!... read more..

If Every Dog Has Its Day I Should Be Barking

02 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1150

If Every Dog Has Its Day I Should Be Barking

Lately, I have been getting behind in my work schedule. Just when I think I am caught up, I discover something I had forgotten about. If only I could forget what I forgot, I would be happy. I am pret... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3510

Political Correctness For Kids

Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive." Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps." You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious... read more..

02 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2070

Church Problems

I took my granddaughter to church camp for the first time last weekend. Behind the sanctuary is a restroom facility that is separate from other buildings. A common topic of conversation was a problem ... read more..

$Passion For Life$

31 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1897

Passion For Life

Basic Math is the subject I teach at a small community college in western North Carolina. I call one part of the curriculum Practical Applications for Living in the Real World. The day after I presen... read more..