May 2020 - Monthly Archive

31 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

642

Cybersalt News - May 31, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know about you, but I'm quite excited and happy about how "modern" the latest vehicle taking us into space looks. This is definitely not your grandfather's spacecra... read more..

31 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

957

Love Bugs Are Really Not That Loving

Here in Florida, we have what people call "Love Bugs." I know exactly why they are called “Love Bugs,” but I am not fond of these little critters. Why don’t they just get a motel room? Being shu... read more..

30 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1032

Quote #1917

The most attractive quality a person can have is to love Jesus. Makeup washes off. Looks fade. A heart for God echoes into eternity. - unknown read more..

30 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

841

One-Liner #1479

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.... read more..

30 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3343

Watery Deal

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to... read more..

30 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3593

To Coin a Phrase

“I spent a lot of cash in France," Tom said frankly. "And also in Germany," he added markedly. "In Italy, I used my charge card a lot," Tom commented deliriously. "On my way home again, I exchanged ... read more..

30 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1762

Rushing, Tyranny of the Urgent

I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something. "What?" I... read more..

28 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

613

Cybersalt News - May 28, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to serial chicken photographer Kathie M. for today's picture of these birds all cooped up like so many of us! I am happy to announce that I have finished the ... read more..

27 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5984

Finest Church

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you". The vicar accepted the o... read more..

27 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

915

Quote #1916

"A revival is nothing else than a new beginning of obedience to God." - Charles Finney read more..

27 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

816

One-Liner #1478

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed!... read more..

27 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3365

Pregnant Stamp

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelib... read more..

27 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2092

Herb Money

“If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?“... read more..

27 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1841

Success, Rules of Life

There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.... read more..

26 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6139

Pink Harley

Stuck in rush-hour traffic, I couldn't help but stare at a burly biker wearing a black leather jacket and chaps pulled up next to me on a shocking pink Harley. My first thoughts were, "Is that really... read more..

24 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

647

Cybersalt News - May 24, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I shared a video from Dr. Ravi Zacharias, who was ill with terminal cancer. Dr. Zacharias died on Tuesday. Thinking of that, and wondering what video I might shar... read more..

24 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

997

Casual Is Not Always Appropriate

If confession is good for the soul, I would like to give my soul a little treat. During this "stay-at-home" phenomenon, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly, have been enjoying our ... read more..

23 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

826

Quote #1915

"I came to Him because I did not know which way to turn. I remained with Him because there is no other way I wish to turn. I came to Him longing for something I did not have. I remain with Him read more..

23 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

942

One-Liner #1477

Everyone is posting memes and talking about coming out of this quarantine with a new skill or side hustle; I’m just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there’s a turd in Saturday.... read more..

23 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2245

Tour de Psychiatry

Freud had a bicycle as a child, and he often took it apart, as he was very interested in what made it work. Thus began his interest in cycle analysis.... read more..

23 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1780

Jewish/Christian Relations

A few years ago, there was a news story on the radio about a Jewish synagogue that had a problem with the Baptists down the street. Some Jews were unable to find a space in their own parking lot becau... read more..

21 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

599

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't have a new chicken picture today, but I do have a chicken story thanks to subscriber Dawn M. who shared it with us!wreg.com/news/police-looking-for-aggressive-chick... read more..

20 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5128

Pest Confirmation

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company. One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to th... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1780

The Year That Is 2020

2020: I’m going to ask my Mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table. 2020: It’s like being 16 again. Gas is cheap and I’m grounded! 2020: Police calling out over a blow... read more..

20 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1316

Quote #1914

"Conspiracy theories are a convenient alternative to an uncertain world." - Unknown read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3117

Three Rules

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, South Carolina, was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down... read more..

20 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2171

Pork Alias

A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't its real name, just a pen name.... read more..

20 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2195

Rebellion

When I worked for the security department of a large retail store, my duties included responding to fire and burglar alarms. A side door of the building was wired with a security alarm, because it was... read more..

20 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

844

One-liner #1476

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.... read more..

19 May

Uncategorised

Peter

758