May 2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

17 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1099

Not Everything Is As It Seems

For the last five days, I have not been able to sleep nor close my eyes at night. It’s been a nightmare. During the last four weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been s... read more..

17 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

544

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! It was recently announced that Dr. Ravi Zacharias, of the most respected thinkers and apologists of this generation, is terminally ill with cancer. In this week's vide... read more..

16 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

803

Quote #1913

“If you try to grow the church, you may or may not get disciples. But if you grow disciples, you will always get the church.” - Mike Breen read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3201

40 Year Solution

My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both like to fight! He also says that they ha... read more..

16 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2693

Wearied Woman

My wife took up gardening. All she grew was tired.... read more..

16 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

809

One-Liner #1475

There's more to photography than meets the eye.... read more..

16 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1698

Bible Speed Reading

The pastor had been disturbed by a person who was a fast reader. "We shall now read the Twenty-third Psalm in unison," he announced. "Will the lady who is always by 'the still waters' while the rest... read more..

14 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

562

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the new (to me) quotes from the last couple of weeks is "We're not all in the same boat, we're all in the same storm." I was reminded of this today when I received a... read more..

13 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4256

Animal Gifts

A retiring farmer, in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man was the boss, he gave a horse. To the hou... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3326

Work Phrases Explained

Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters. All New: Parts not interchangeable with existing models. Approved: Needs revising Automatic: That which you cannot repa... read more..

13 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1881

Missteps

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I missed my step and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

935

Quote #1912

"When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live. He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal with v read more..

13 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1203

On Ice

Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver. But I'm sure he will resurface eventually.... read more..

13 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

855

One-Liner #1474

I would give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!... read more..

10 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1089

Every Dilemma Has a Silver Blessing

For the last several weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself have been enjoying some quiet time in our parsonage. I cannot remember the last time we had such quiet time all to ourselv... read more..

10 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

554

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today is Mother's Day and with the worldwide pandemic it will be a very different one for most of us. Today, let's also remember that Mother's day was already difficult for... read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2463

My Mother the Car

At the Museum of Television: "The first episode of 'My Mother the Car' marks the very first airing of an auto-pilot."... read more..

09 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

844

One-Liner #1473

Mother: She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along.... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1068

Quote #1911

"Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever." - unknown read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5592

Tired Mom

I had put in an 18-hour day at work and was upset to find my four-year-old Zack asleep in bed with my husband when I got home. Zack squirms so much it is impossible to get a decent night's sleep when ... read more..

Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions

09 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2488

Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. Finally,... read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

533

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Down through my life many people have wished I would cover my face when going out in public. Wish granted! Grandma Cybersalt and I are very thankful to a friend of ours ... read more..

06 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5251

Deputy Application

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a goober read more..

06 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1475

Quote #1910

"We are not all in the same boat, but we are in the same storm." - unknown read more..

06 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1114

Goal Limbo

Did you hear about the perfectionist who walked into a bar? It was too low.... read more..

06 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

968

One-Liner #1472

Better living through denial!... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3142

Big Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

03 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1135

What’s Time Got to Do with It?

After so many weeks, I haven't been able to keep track of them, one day seems just like the other day. Today reminds me of yesterday, and yesterday may be the same as tomorrow. I know I am used to bei... read more..

03 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

564

Cybersalt News - May 3, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! The other night I was in the kitchen with Mrs. Cybersalt when I realized the next day was Saturday, which meant it was Friday night and that meant . . . . . act... read more..

02 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1041

Quote #1909

"I had to surrender my 'if only' to Jesus." - Corrie ten Boom read more..