June 2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

13 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

630

Cybersalt News - June 14, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday was my mom's 80th birthday. She was (and is) a great mom, grandmother and great-grandmother. I don't know if I have ever mentioned this or shared it here before, ... read more..

13 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1177

Quote #1921

"One day your heart will stop beating, and none of your fears will matter. What will matter is how you lived." - Henri Junttila read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3401

Black Canyon Biker

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck hi... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2731

Game Show Winner

Did you hear about the big winner on "Jeopardy!"? He went home the next day and his wife said, "Who were those women I saw you outwit last night?"... read more..

13 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2046

Annoyances

1. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 2. When people read more..

13 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

885

One-Liner #1483

How long is this social-distancing thing supposed to last? My husband keeps trying to come into the house.... read more..

11 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

572

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Brian P. for today's chicken picture: a wild one in Singapore. Things are pretty crazy busy around Cybersalt World Headquarters so for now, wash your hands, keep... read more..

10 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4169

Crabby Marriage

A male crab met a female crab at a party and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get a... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2590

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)Buy a Pentium 58... read more..

10 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1014

Quote #1920

"Why does philosophy matter?" "I don't know. Why does science matter?" "Well because scie-" "Annnnnnnd you are doing philosophy." - unknown read more..

10 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

844

One-Liner #1482

Happiness is a competitive advantage.... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2821

Bliss(ters)

Marriage is grand ... Divorce is about ten grand.... read more..

10 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2027

Oneness

Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and various traditions, such as lighting the unity candle from two individual candles. Couples usually blow ou... read more..

07 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

573

Cybersalt News - June 7, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Last weekend I was one of the speakers in a 24-Hour online event which was put on to replacement a conference planned for Portugal, but cancelled due to the pandemic. My to... read more..

07 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1170

When Everything Fails, It’s Over

During this time of seclusion, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly has spent some significant time binge-watching some of those Hallmark mystery movies. After a while, they all look... read more..

06 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1131

Quote #1919

"Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say." - Andy Stanley read more..

06 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

878

One-Liner #1481

This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19;I usually don't go because I'm poor.... read more..

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3336

Subway Drop

The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. "Did anyone drop a toonie... read more..

06 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2675

Damp Advice

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. You should always let weeping logs dry.... read more..

06 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2194

God's Indwelling, The Holy Spirit

This morning around 11 am, my 12 year old son, Michael, and I stopped at a coffee shop so I could get some coffee. Michael came in with me and spied the Chocolate Oreo brownie. I rarely splurge on tr... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5540

Clean Up

My mother is a cleaning fanatic. One Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up. We had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy ... read more..

04 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

596

Cybersalt News - June 4, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent! Wash your hands, keep safe and e... read more..

03 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

880

Quote #1918

"A strong marriage requires two people who choose to love each other even on days when they struggle to like each other." - Dave Willis read more..

03 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

794

One-Liner #1480

I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.... read more..

03 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

959

Wall-to-Wall Flower

The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly, I'm the idiot!... read more..

03 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3308

Career Cooling

A long time ago, I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the IT staff. One day, my new s... read more..

03 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1760

Work Ethics

An assembly line worker at Chrysler was picked for jury duty, but asked the judge to excuse him. "This is a very busy time at the plant, Your Honor, and I need to be there." "Oh, I see," the judge sa... read more..

03 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5664

Psychiatrist's Recommendation

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts and then waited for the profound wisdom of the psy... read more..