July 2020 - Monthly Archive

30 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

607

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Lacking any exciting personal news to share today, I thought I'd do a Google search for "Chicken News" to see if there was an interesting link to share and wouldn't you kno... read more..

29 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

887

Quote #1934

"In the early stages of our Christian life, we do not watch with Jesus, we watch for Him." - Oswald Chambers read more..

29 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5397

Shirt Help

While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3078

Understanding Art

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray c... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2637

Sixty-Five at Least

A policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver; "When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, 'sixty-five at least.'" The woman replied: "I don't think that is quite fair. ... read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1759

Learning Through Play

Our Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing of the hospital. When a new baby was brought into the nursery, all the women tried to guess its weight, but the guy standing next to me was the o... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

872

One-Liner #1496

I'm gonna work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to people.)... read more..

26 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

793

It’s Not Always What It Seems

There are times when my bad hearing is a blessing. I'm not sure if I'm not listening or not hearing. It’s hard for me to tell. For example, the other night, right after midnight, the Gracious Mistres... read more..

26 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

651

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! One of the pastors that Cybersalt works with overseas emailed the other day, letting me know his wife and their youngest of 3 children have the flu. While he did not say it... read more..

25 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

874

Quote #1933

"When obedience to God contradicts what I think will give me pleasure, let me ask myself if I love Him." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3400

Needled

At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received his whole series of injections, asked for a glass of water. "What's the matter, Mat... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2616

Two Hundred Cows

"I have 200 cows." "Yesterday, you said you had 199 cows." "That was before I rounded them up." - Richard Lederer and James Ertner read more..

25 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1891

Church Health

A new Pastor in a small Oklahoma town spent the first four days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services. The following Sabbath the church was all bu... read more..

25 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

821

One-Liner #1495

Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.... read more..

23 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

556

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Cybersaltine Mike A. for today's chicken picture. Mike said that this chicken was outside his local food store in Miami, making it one brave chicken in my books.... read more..

22 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

798

One-Liner #1494

Five symptoms of laziness: 1.... read more..

22 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1319

Quote #1932

"If you ask, 'Why is this happening?' no light will come, but if you ask, 'How am I to glorify God now?' there will always be an answer." - J. I. Packer read more..

22 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3955

Ministry Salaries

A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals. One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, "... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5589

Favorite Flower

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4823

Tourism

I am a mental tourist. My mind wanders.... read more..

22 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2033

Neighbors

You Know You Live in a Small Town When... The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine. The local phone book has only one yellow page. Third Street is on the edge of town. Y... read more..

19 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1030

A Family Stare off Competition

During the last several months, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have spent some quality time together. I’m assuming this is quality time, but I will have to get second opinion evidence ab... read more..

19 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

635

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! You may recognize the name of J.I. Packer for his well known book, "Knowing God." Dr. Packer passed away on Friday. For this Sunday's video share I am featuring the follow... read more..

18 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1191

Quote #1931

"The Christian's motto should not be 'Let go and let God,' but 'Trust God and get going!'" - J. I. Packer read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3250

Letter Order

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Txes M&A Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rs... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2671

Pro-Gravity

“Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.”... read more..

18 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1895

God's Will

A young girl asked her father following the church service “Dad, is God going to die?” “Of course not, God can’t die,” replied her father. “Why do you ask?” The girl answered, “The Pastor kept sayin... read more..

18 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

860

One-Liner #1493

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.... read more..

16 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

582

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our daughter and grandson have arrived for an 8 week visit while my son-in-law does some army training in the reserves. Alyssa works for Shopify so she can work wherever th... read more..

15 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

928

Quote #1930

"The strength of the church is not the strength of its institutions but the authenticity of its witness." - Leonard Sweet read more..