July 2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

15 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5797

Latin Translation

At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, ala... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3883

Athletics Anonymous

Not too long ago, with all the emphasis on one's physical fitness, a new organization sprang up called "Athletics Anonymous." When you get the urge to play golf, tennis, go power-walking or bicycle r... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2202

Fourth Needed

The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As h... read more..

15 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1641

Through a Child's Eye

The world is an adventure, there's so many things to see, the search for buried treasure, climbing high up in a tree. Finding shells along the seashore, playing marbles in the sand, skipping stones a... read more..

15 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

896

One-Liner #1492

Paranoia has reached absurd stages ... I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own.... read more..

12 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

905

It Was A Week That Was Shot To Pieces

I only made one mistake last week, which is something of a record for me. I try limiting mistakes to one at a time, but not always in sequential order. I once tried to make my mistakes in a logical or... read more..

12 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

569

Cybersalt News - July 12, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Do you miss professional sports? I don't miss them very much, but just the same I have started watching a new one during this pandemic: marble racing. Don't hate me becaus... read more..

11 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1298

Quote #1929

"Some people could be given an entire field of roses, and only see the thorns in it. Others could be given a single weed and only see the wildflower in it. Perception is a key component to gratitude read more..

11 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

883

One-Liner #1491

The dumbest thing I've ever purchased was a 2020 planner!... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3122

Sauce Control Center

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, ... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2891

Packaging Included

“A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession.”... read more..

11 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1945

The Law

It's funny to think these were ever laws that needed to be enforced. - In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. - In New York, it is against the law t... read more..

09 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4668

50 Years

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and ask... read more..

09 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

540

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's no Cybersalt news today - which is good news isn't it? Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

08 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

818

Quote #1928

"There have been some who were so occupied in spreading Christianity that they never gave a thought to Christ." - C. S. Lewis read more..

08 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

871

One-Liner #1490

If these last few weeks have taught us anything, it is that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3510

Family Trim

A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyers office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heir cut."... read more..

08 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2082

Encouraging the Sick

Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, "Esther, we will keep you in our prayers." "Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," th... read more..

05 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

876

Those Used To Be the Days

Being limited as to travel and outside activities can sometimes get rather boring. You can be inactive only so long, and then you get in that car that drives you to crazy land. Finding something to d... read more..

05 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

542

Cybersalt News - July 5, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was an interesting phenomena in the sky last night. I'm not talking about the lunar eclipse (which we did not see here at Cybersalt World Headquarters) nor am I talki... read more..

04 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

831

Quote #1927

"The true expression of Christian character is not in good-doing, but in God-likeness." - Oswald Chambers read more..

04 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

823

One-Liner #1489

I’m deeply disturbed by how many people seem to see washing their hands as a new thing.... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3334

Where'd We Get Him?

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him ... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2321

Pastor Search

A church was looking for a new minister, and the selection committee finally recommended a young man just out of the seminary. Many older church members protested that a more experienced man would hav... read more..

04 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1886

Worship

In a local church, a priest upset over the ringing of cell phones during his masses has installed an electronic jammer in his church to prevent the distraction... I can just see God now walking aroun... read more..

02 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

557

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathie M. for today's chicken picture. She has sent so many pictures (and I'm not complaining) I bet when her chickens see her they think, "Great, there's the pap... read more..

01 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3427

The Collapsing Cupboard

A woman went to a store and purchased a new cupboard that had to be assembled. Returning to her home, next to some busy railroad tracks, she read the instructions carefully and assembled it in her be... read more..

01 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

990

Quote #1926

"When people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson read more..

01 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1016

One-Liner #1488

I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.... read more..

01 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

19133

Twin Pun

A fellow and his wife in Houston, Texas, where the people are all patriots, were blessed with the birth of twins, two identical girls. These twins were born on the 4th of July, and the father, being p... read more..