August 2020 - Monthly Archive

09 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1283

It's My Birthday I'll Lie If I Want To

I’m not a proponent of lying. I don't like it when people lie. If they lie once, how do you know they're not lying again? Lately, I've been thinking about what the definition of a lie really is. Is t... read more..

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

568

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a bit of a heavy one and I'm not sure if I have shared it before or not. If I have, please forgive me. The length and risks this reporter went t... read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

952

Quote #1937

"The point of prayer is not to get answers from God, but to have perfect and complete oneness with Him." - Oswald Chambers read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

845

One-Liner #1499

If the schools are closed for too long, the parents are gonna find a vaccine before the scientists!... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3636

Daddy's Trick

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2795

Prisonodor

"I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume," the warden consented. read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2354

The Scars

Some years ago on a hot summer day in south Florida a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, l... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

669

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a secret about me that is no secret to anyone who has ever watched me work: I struggle with being organized. Back when I was pastoring local churches that fact was ... read more..

05 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1214

Quote #1936

"While others are congratulating themselves, I lie humbly at the foot of Christ's cross and marvel that I am saved at all." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

05 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3495

How to Clean the Toilet

How to clean the toilet: 1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3... read more..

Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3338

Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!" Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a patient could be made to forg... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2426

Two Thousand Years of History

Outside a small Macedonian village a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of this site of significant historical developments, spanning more than 2,00... read more..

05 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1752

Suspicion

One of my students could not take my college seminar final exam because of a funeral. "No problem," I told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the test du... read more..

05 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

761

One-Liner #1498

Commercials in 2030: Were you or someone you know overly exposed to hand sanitizer, Lysol or bleach during the 2020 Corona virus pandemic? You may be eligible for compensation!... read more..

If I Had a Nickel for Every Blunder I Made

02 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1142

If I Had a Nickel for Every Blunder I Made

I am not very agile when it comes to finances. Do not get me wrong, I know how to spend money; it is just that I do not know how to save money. Somewhere I lost my little piggy bank. One of my father... read more..

02 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

589

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I am grateful to tell you that the family of the overseas pastor I mentioned last week is recovering from COVID. In the end his wife and all three or their children caught ... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

890

Quote #1935

"The seven capital sins are: policies without principles, wealth without work, pleasure without awareness, knowledge without character, business without morality, science without humanity, wor read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4282

Sister Cheer Up

My sister and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other. One evening as I prepared for a date, I remarked, "I'm fat." "No, you're not," she scolded. "My hair is awful," I said. "... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2976

Feeling Dessert

“It was an emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers.”... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1777

Head Knowledge

On the Upper West Side of NYC lived an assimilated Jewish man who was now a very militant atheist. But he sent his son Morris to Trinity School because, despite its denominational roots, it's a great ... read more..

01 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

904

One-Liner #1497

So let me get this straight, there's no cure for a virus that can be KILLED by sanitizer and hand soap?... read more..