September 2020 - Monthly Archive

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4076

Catfish Fishing

Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick out the four... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5136

Patent Pun

The road to the patent office is paved with good inventions.... read more..

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1985

Life Purpose

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get me up in one of those things."... read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

848

One-Liner #1507

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.... read more..

13 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1095

A Musical Concert or Aggravating Noise?

To say the least, and I usually do, this summer has been quite a journey for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself. I can't remember a summer equal to the one we just went through. The fac... read more..

13 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

599

Cybersalt News - September 13, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! After the recent interruption in mailings, today marks the return of Rev. James Snyder's ongoing column. Usually I included a link to his latest articles on the Cybersalt s... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3416

Proposal Reaction

A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were going to get married. "Whatsa dis?" screamed his Mother. "Who's a-gonna love you like a Momma? Who's a gonna st... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2352

Free Canaries

Did you hear about the pet store whose canaries were constantly flying and never landed? They gave them away for free. After all, we're all familiar with "no perches necessary."... read more..

12 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1881

For Better, For Worse

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunc... read more..

12 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

740

Quote #1945

"The Christian world view insists that the face of a child with Down syndrome is infinitely more beautiful than an airbrushed model on the cover of a fashion magazine." - Albert Mohler read more..

12 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

804

One-Liner #1506

The only attitude I trust is skepticism.... read more..

10 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

596

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are subscribed to the Cybersalt Digest only, you may not realize that Chicken Thursday Cybersalt News updates also go to my PearlyGates list. That list features... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5292

Behavior Modification

One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas. "Why are you dressed like th... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3721

Fractions

Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8!... read more..

09 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1910

Suffering

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. ... read more..

09 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

818

Quote #1943

"Grief, after all, is part of love."- N. T. Wright read more..

09 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

728

Quote #1944

"Don't tell me what they said about me. Tell me shy they were so comfortable to say it around you." - Unknown read more..

09 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

766

One-Liner #1505

While these results may seem rather trivial, their importance cannot be underestimated.... read more..

06 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

831

If Only My Fishing Rod Could Talk

It has been a busy week, more so than any other week. Just when I thought I was caught up, something else presented itself without my permission. That seems to be what life is all about. I remember m... read more..

06 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

649

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you for your feedback and comments about the new Cybersalt Digest newsletter template! Please keep them coming as you have ideas. You may notice a few changes in toda... read more..

05 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1018

Quote #1942

"Duty is the handmaiden of love and honor. It is doing that which is right rather than that which is convenient. In fact, failure of duty generally amputates somebody else's right. Duty recognizes a read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3287

First Day

Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure he had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, his mother woke everybody up early -- so early ... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2226

Accident Cause

The part of the automobile responsible for most accidents is the nut holding the steering wheel .... read more..

05 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2564

A Strong Woman vs A Woman of Strength

A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape, but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape... A strong woman isn't afraid of anything, but a woman of strength s... read more..

05 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

807

One-Liner #1504

Is it time for your medication or mine?... read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

728

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me, lol? Two weeks ago there was no Chicken Thursday mailing because of a DOS attack on the server. Last Chicken Thursday something happened to my newsletter soft... read more..