October 2020 - Monthly Archive

17 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

778

One-Liner #1515

How do I set a laser printer to stun?... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3176

Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup." They summoned a waiter to complain. Their waiters looked at the menu. Then... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3320

Thanks Mom and Dad!

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tree that got us banished from Paradise. It was the pair on the ground.... read more..

17 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1990

In a Perfect World

You could give away a baby bed without getting pregnant. Forget-me-nots would stimulate the memory. Doing what was good for you would be what you enjoyed doing the most. Pro baseball players would ... read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

655

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is often a chicken focus on Chicken Thursday but today I need to address a controversy which has arisen in the Cybersalt world. I'm talking about "beegate." On Sunda... read more..

14 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

276

Quote #1952

"Hate has never given any good advice." - Ursula von der Leyen read more..

14 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

707

One-Liner #1514

I plead contemporary insanity.... read more..

14 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3203

Three Non-picked Wishes

Walking along the beach, John tripped over a half buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a genie materialized. "I can't grant your wishes," explained the freed spirit, "Bu... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3877

Homilies to Live By

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and read more..

14 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2157

Patient Request

The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "What makes you think you need all t... read more..

14 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1867

Mischievous Grandkids

My daughter spent the night over at my mom's house one weekend. She is 4 and full of mischief. My mom told her, "You must behave if you want to stay again overnight.” My daughter looked at her and s... read more..

11 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

901

Chillin Ain’t What I Thought It Was

Last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came up with a brilliant idea. At least, at the time, it seemed brilliant. “Why don’t we,” she began, “take Monday off and just chill?” Since it's be... read more..

11 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

674

Cybersalt News - October 11, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Canadian Thanksgiving in Canuckland! This past Chicken Thursday I discovered that last Sunday's mailing never went out (I stopped one click short of "send" appar... read more..

10 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

681

One-Liner #1513

Self-Annihilating Sentence: A good system can transform complexity into chaos.... read more..

10 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

730

Quote #1951

"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song." - Chinese Proverb read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4641

Thanksgiving Grace

My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks. When they were old enough, we began letting our children say the meal prayer. Of course at first they would ask for... read more..

10 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4861

Bank Pun

Man: I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank? Little boy: I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars. Man: Why should I pay you so much? Little boy: Because bank directors are al... read more..

10 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1874

Thanksgiving

In a fancy restaurant in Columbia, a rich patron started to choke on a bone. A man rushed over, reassured the Yuppie that he was going to be all right and identified himself as a doctor. He performed ... read more..

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

771

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I said I'd have a surprise for you this week and since it is now this week here it is! Cybersaltine D. McCordic recently emailed me a fun chicken themed cartoon ... read more..

04 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1054

Some things seem too good to be true

Recently I discovered something. The more I try to keep up with the latest trend, the further behind I get. I am not a complete technical idiot, but I'm not too far off. The only thing I can say about... read more..

03 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

648

One-Liner #1512

Self-Annihilating Description Not having to get there is as good as a day in the country.... read more..

03 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

342

Quote #1950

"A fall into a ditch makes you wiser." - Chinese Proverb read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3676

Real Answers

These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.******** Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtati... read more..

03 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2536

Proof is in the Pudding

“Forbidden fruits create many jams.”... read more..

03 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1976

Attending Worship

It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked wh... read more..

01 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2657

Cardinal Meeting

The Pope called a meeting of all the cardinals. When they had all assembled at the Vatican, he took them into the meeting hall and stated, "I have some really fantastic news and some very terri... read more..

01 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

593

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I did it! I dealt with or managed every single email I received in the month of September. Between my business emails and personal emails there were over 350 different emai... read more..