November 2020 - Monthly Archive

14 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2658

Where's the Ding Dong?

What is the difference between a lama, a llama, and a 3-L lllama? The first is a monk, the second an animal, and the third a huge fire.... read more..

14 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1812

Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. "What's wrong, dear?" asked her mother. "My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed. "How did he break it, Emily?" "I hit him ove... read more..

12 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

576

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've just returned from a business trip which involved taking a ferry off of our island and then a 4 hour drive along the Fraser River Valley and up and over the Coquihalla... read more..

11 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

742

Quote #1959

"A change imposed is a change opposed." - Dr. Spencer Johnson, in Who Moved the Cheese? read more..

11 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3685

Fund Raising

The rabbi of a very poor temple was trying to figure out why his congregation was so poor and the Roman Catholic church down the block was so well off, when his son came into the office. The rabbi de... read more..

11 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

665

One-Liner #1521

A preposition must not be used to end a sentence with.... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2880

Kid Comments

* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!" * Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer read more..

11 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3133

Trading Places

I have an uncle down at Wall Street. He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.... read more..

11 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1672

Opposing War

The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace. "How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?" Not surprisingly, all hands went up. The teacher asked, "Who'll g... read more..

08 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1204

When Everything Goes My Way

I have had a certain dream many times over the years. Of course, it might lean towards being a nightmare if it does not come true. The dream is that one day in the week; I can have everything go my w... read more..

08 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

534

Cybersalt News - November 8, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week because Wednesday (my prep day) was my birthday and by the time I was done taking 2 naps, eating pizza and ice cream cake, a... read more..

07 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

990

Quote #1958

"Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good." - Archbishop Charles J. Chaput read more..

07 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

664

One-Liner #1520

I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.... read more..

07 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2214

Diagnosis Reaction

“People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that just makes me sick.” - Paul Larson... read more..

07 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2114

Repentance

On her way back from the concession stand, Sandra asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?" Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did." Sandra nodded... read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3771

Hymns vs. Choruses

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the farmer, "it was good. They did something different, howev... read more..

01 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1210

All in Due Time, So She Says

For several weeks, or has it been years, I’ve been waiting for an important package to come through the mail. I don’t know why they call it snail mail because I have seen snails crawl faster. With al... read more..

01 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

563

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy November! Today is the International Day of Prayer for the Persecuted Church. As you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are involved in ministry to refugees and ... read more..