2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

12 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2362

Free Canaries

Did you hear about the pet store whose canaries were constantly flying and never landed? They gave them away for free. After all, we're all familiar with "no perches necessary."... read more..

12 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1895

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunc... read more..

12 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

749

Quote #1945

"The Christian world view insists that the face of a child with Down syndrome is infinitely more beautiful than an airbrushed model on the cover of a fashion magazine." - Albert Mohler read more..

12 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

813

One-Liner #1506

The only attitude I trust is skepticism.... read more..

10 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

606

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are subscribed to the Cybersalt Digest only, you may not realize that Chicken Thursday Cybersalt News updates also go to my PearlyGates list. That list features... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5310

Behavior Modification

One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas. "Why are you dressed like th... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3739

Fractions

Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8!... read more..

09 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1921

Suffering

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. ... read more..

09 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

830

Quote #1943

"Grief, after all, is part of love."- N. T. Wright read more..

09 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

744

Quote #1944

"Don't tell me what they said about me. Tell me shy they were so comfortable to say it around you." - Unknown read more..

09 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

774

One-Liner #1505

While these results may seem rather trivial, their importance cannot be underestimated.... read more..

06 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

844

If Only My Fishing Rod Could Talk

It has been a busy week, more so than any other week. Just when I thought I was caught up, something else presented itself without my permission. That seems to be what life is all about. I remember m... read more..

06 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

659

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you for your feedback and comments about the new Cybersalt Digest newsletter template! Please keep them coming as you have ideas. You may notice a few changes in toda... read more..

05 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1045

Quote #1942

"Duty is the handmaiden of love and honor. It is doing that which is right rather than that which is convenient. In fact, failure of duty generally amputates somebody else's right. Duty recognizes a read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3301

First Day

Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure he had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, his mother woke everybody up early -- so early ... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2237

Accident Cause

The part of the automobile responsible for most accidents is the nut holding the steering wheel .... read more..

05 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2580

A Strong Woman vs A Woman of Strength

A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape, but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape... A strong woman isn't afraid of anything, but a woman of strength s... read more..

05 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

817

One-Liner #1504

Is it time for your medication or mine?... read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

739

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me, lol? Two weeks ago there was no Chicken Thursday mailing because of a DOS attack on the server. Last Chicken Thursday something happened to my newsletter soft... read more..

30 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1234

Oh, for a Life like My Kitty

The other night the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were watching the news on TV. All it showed was riots, looting, and chaos, which has become the normal. When will they ever get back to bro... read more..

30 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1027

I Love a Mystery When It's a Mystery

Because of the situation we are in these days, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have spent some significant time watching mysteries. We enjoy a mystery movie. I have always loved mysterie... read more..

29 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2894

Tower Time

The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason? What good is it if you have the inclination, but you don't have the time?... read more..

27 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

589

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday was International Dog Day (for dogs it actually felt like International Dog Week.) To mark the occasion, lots of people were posting pictures of their pooches onl... read more..

26 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3736

Smart Bully

As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took hi... read more..

26 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1020

Quote #1941

CFO to CEO: "What happens if we invest in developing our people and then they leave us?" CEO: "What happens if we don't and they stay?" - Unknown read more..

26 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

932

One-Liner #1503

Home-Schooling Update: My child just said, "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year."... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3485

Lawyer Choice

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school, both came from good families, and both ... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4955

Acceptance Pun

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was runnin... read more..

23 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1476

What It Was, Was a Peach Tree

For some reason, this week, I had been thinking of my maternal grandfather. I was named after him, and therefore we had a connection. I was thinking about him because this month I turned the same age... read more..

23 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

705

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week because my server was under a DOS attack on Wednesday night. In this case DOS stands for Denial of Service. I know it sounds... read more..