2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #240

22 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1513

Quote #1940

"Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And that's why life is hard." - Unknown read more..

22 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

892

One-Liner #1502

The Five Symptoms of Laziness: 1. ... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3437

Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it. "I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God." the little girl rep... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2944

Fashion Amendment

Wear sleeveless shirts! Support your right to bare arms!... read more..

22 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1911

Obstacles

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by... read more..

16 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1254

Are Homemade Cookies Addictive?

Some people say we are living in the "new normal." I'm not sure exactly what they mean, and I don't have the time to ask, nor the desire. If the "new normal" is what I have been experiencing in the p... read more..

16 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

685

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I cannot remember a time when I have been so often speechless at the state of the world, not to mention the sheer selfishness and stupidity of so many people. A few times t... read more..

15 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1226

Quote #1939

"The reason many of us stop praying and become hard toward God is that we only have an emotional interest in prayer." - Oswald Chambers read more..

15 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

833

One-Liner #1501

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now you're SUPER ANGRY!" Maybe she'll laugh; maybe you'll die.... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4943

You're Not A Monk

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously ... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7152

Band-Aids

Why do you put band-aids in the fridge? For cold cuts!... read more..

15 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2565

Superstition

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors ... read more..

13 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

609

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that today's one liner is number 1500! Back in grade school I hated having to do lines, but apparently over that. In other news, it was a windy day at Cyber... read more..

12 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2810

Temperance River

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And i... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5139

Dear Milkman…

A long time ago, when milk was delivered to the door by a milkman, people would sometimes leave notes. The following are some of those notes received by milkmen and preserved for our entertainment tod... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4362

Life's Bubble

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good for a while, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." ~Mitch Hedberg read more..

12 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1933

Instructions

My mother was recently on a flight returning from Utah. As the plane was a small puddle jumper, the flight attendants were required to demonstrate the life vest, the oxygen mask, etc. instead of turni... read more..

12 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

902

Quote #1938

"Pain demands to be felt, or it will demand you feel nothing at all." - Natasha Robinson read more..

12 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

845

One-Liner #1500

Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.... read more..

09 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1297

It's My Birthday I'll Lie If I Want To

I’m not a proponent of lying. I don't like it when people lie. If they lie once, how do you know they're not lying again? Lately, I've been thinking about what the definition of a lie really is. Is t... read more..

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

576

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a bit of a heavy one and I'm not sure if I have shared it before or not. If I have, please forgive me. The length and risks this reporter went t... read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

963

Quote #1937

"The point of prayer is not to get answers from God, but to have perfect and complete oneness with Him." - Oswald Chambers read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

854

One-Liner #1499

If the schools are closed for too long, the parents are gonna find a vaccine before the scientists!... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3647

Daddy's Trick

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2807

Prisonodor

"I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume," the warden consented. read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2370

The Scars

Some years ago on a hot summer day in south Florida a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, l... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

678

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a secret about me that is no secret to anyone who has ever watched me work: I struggle with being organized. Back when I was pastoring local churches that fact was ... read more..

05 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1223

Quote #1936

"While others are congratulating themselves, I lie humbly at the foot of Christ's cross and marvel that I am saved at all." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

05 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3516

How to Clean the Toilet

How to clean the toilet: 1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3... read more..

Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3353

Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!" Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a patient could be made to forg... read more..