2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #300

22 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2045

Neighbors

You Know You Live in a Small Town When... The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine. The local phone book has only one yellow page. Third Street is on the edge of town. Y... read more..

19 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1044

A Family Stare off Competition

During the last several months, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have spent some quality time together. I’m assuming this is quality time, but I will have to get second opinion evidence ab... read more..

19 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

645

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! You may recognize the name of J.I. Packer for his well known book, "Knowing God." Dr. Packer passed away on Friday. For this Sunday's video share I am featuring the follow... read more..

18 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1199

Quote #1931

"The Christian's motto should not be 'Let go and let God,' but 'Trust God and get going!'" - J. I. Packer read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3262

Letter Order

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Txes M&A Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rs... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2679

Pro-Gravity

“Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.”... read more..

18 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1912

God's Will

A young girl asked her father following the church service “Dad, is God going to die?” “Of course not, God can’t die,” replied her father. “Why do you ask?” The girl answered, “The Pastor kept sayin... read more..

18 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

871

One-Liner #1493

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.... read more..

16 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

590

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our daughter and grandson have arrived for an 8 week visit while my son-in-law does some army training in the reserves. Alyssa works for Shopify so she can work wherever th... read more..

15 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

938

Quote #1930

"The strength of the church is not the strength of its institutions but the authenticity of its witness." - Leonard Sweet read more..

15 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5808

Latin Translation

At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, ala... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3896

Athletics Anonymous

Not too long ago, with all the emphasis on one's physical fitness, a new organization sprang up called "Athletics Anonymous." When you get the urge to play golf, tennis, go power-walking or bicycle r... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2214

Fourth Needed

The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As h... read more..

15 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1651

Through a Child's Eye

The world is an adventure, there's so many things to see, the search for buried treasure, climbing high up in a tree. Finding shells along the seashore, playing marbles in the sand, skipping stones a... read more..

15 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

906

One-Liner #1492

Paranoia has reached absurd stages ... I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own.... read more..

12 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

918

It Was A Week That Was Shot To Pieces

I only made one mistake last week, which is something of a record for me. I try limiting mistakes to one at a time, but not always in sequential order. I once tried to make my mistakes in a logical or... read more..

12 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

577

Cybersalt News - July 12, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Do you miss professional sports? I don't miss them very much, but just the same I have started watching a new one during this pandemic: marble racing. Don't hate me becaus... read more..

11 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1321

Quote #1929

"Some people could be given an entire field of roses, and only see the thorns in it. Others could be given a single weed and only see the wildflower in it. Perception is a key component to gratitude read more..

11 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

891

One-Liner #1491

The dumbest thing I've ever purchased was a 2020 planner!... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3138

Sauce Control Center

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, ... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2903

Packaging Included

“A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession.”... read more..

11 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1956

The Law

It's funny to think these were ever laws that needed to be enforced. - In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. - In New York, it is against the law t... read more..

09 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4685

50 Years

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and ask... read more..

09 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

552

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's no Cybersalt news today - which is good news isn't it? Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

08 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

831

Quote #1928

"There have been some who were so occupied in spreading Christianity that they never gave a thought to Christ." - C. S. Lewis read more..

08 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

885

One-Liner #1490

If these last few weeks have taught us anything, it is that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3518

Family Trim

A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyers office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heir cut."... read more..

08 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2106

Encouraging the Sick

Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, "Esther, we will keep you in our prayers." "Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," th... read more..

05 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

888

Those Used To Be the Days

Being limited as to travel and outside activities can sometimes get rather boring. You can be inactive only so long, and then you get in that car that drives you to crazy land. Finding something to d... read more..

05 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

553

Cybersalt News - July 5, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was an interesting phenomena in the sky last night. I'm not talking about the lunar eclipse (which we did not see here at Cybersalt World Headquarters) nor am I talki... read more..