2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #420

23 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1794

Jewish/Christian Relations

A few years ago, there was a news story on the radio about a Jewish synagogue that had a problem with the Baptists down the street. Some Jews were unable to find a space in their own parking lot becau... read more..

21 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

606

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't have a new chicken picture today, but I do have a chicken story thanks to subscriber Dawn M. who shared it with us!wreg.com/news/police-looking-for-aggressive-chick... read more..

20 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5140

Pest Confirmation

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company. One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to th... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1792

The Year That Is 2020

2020: I’m going to ask my Mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table. 2020: It’s like being 16 again. Gas is cheap and I’m grounded! 2020: Police calling out over a blow... read more..

20 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1323

Quote #1914

"Conspiracy theories are a convenient alternative to an uncertain world." - Unknown read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3128

Three Rules

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, South Carolina, was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down... read more..

20 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2179

Pork Alias

A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't its real name, just a pen name.... read more..

20 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2211

Rebellion

When I worked for the security department of a large retail store, my duties included responding to fire and burglar alarms. A side door of the building was wired with a security alarm, because it was... read more..

20 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

850

One-liner #1476

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.... read more..

19 May

Uncategorised

Peter

767

Testing Modules Anywhere

Not Everything Is As It Seems

For the last five days, I have not been able to sleep nor close my eyes at night. It’s been a nightmare. During the last four weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been s... read more..

17 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

552

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! It was recently announced that Dr. Ravi Zacharias, of the most respected thinkers and apologists of this generation, is terminally ill with cancer. In this week's vide... read more..

16 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

811

Quote #1913

“If you try to grow the church, you may or may not get disciples. But if you grow disciples, you will always get the church.” - Mike Breen read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3214

40 Year Solution

My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both like to fight! He also says that they ha... read more..

16 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2706

Wearied Woman

My wife took up gardening. All she grew was tired.... read more..

16 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

819

One-Liner #1475

There's more to photography than meets the eye.... read more..

16 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1712

Bible Speed Reading

The pastor had been disturbed by a person who was a fast reader. "We shall now read the Twenty-third Psalm in unison," he announced. "Will the lady who is always by 'the still waters' while the rest... read more..

14 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

571

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the new (to me) quotes from the last couple of weeks is "We're not all in the same boat, we're all in the same storm." I was reminded of this today when I received a... read more..

13 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4268

Animal Gifts

A retiring farmer, in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man was the boss, he gave a horse. To the hou... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3340

Work Phrases Explained

Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters. All New: Parts not interchangeable with existing models. Approved: Needs revising Automatic: That which you cannot repa... read more..

13 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1893

Missteps

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I missed my step and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

946

Quote #1912

"When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live. He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal with v read more..

13 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1213

On Ice

Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver. But I'm sure he will resurface eventually.... read more..

13 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

868

One-Liner #1474

I would give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!... read more..

10 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1101

Every Dilemma Has a Silver Blessing

For the last several weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself have been enjoying some quiet time in our parsonage. I cannot remember the last time we had such quiet time all to ourselv... read more..

10 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

562

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today is Mother's Day and with the worldwide pandemic it will be a very different one for most of us. Today, let's also remember that Mother's day was already difficult for... read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2473

My Mother the Car

At the Museum of Television: "The first episode of 'My Mother the Car' marks the very first airing of an auto-pilot."... read more..

09 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

854

One-Liner #1473

Mother: She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along.... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1080

Quote #1911

"Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever." - unknown read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5603

Tired Mom

I had put in an 18-hour day at work and was upset to find my four-year-old Zack asleep in bed with my husband when I got home. Zack squirms so much it is impossible to get a decent night's sleep when ... read more..