2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #450

Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions

09 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2502

Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. Finally,... read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

541

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Down through my life many people have wished I would cover my face when going out in public. Wish granted! Grandma Cybersalt and I are very thankful to a friend of ours ... read more..

06 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5262

Deputy Application

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a goober read more..

06 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1495

Quote #1910

"We are not all in the same boat, but we are in the same storm." - unknown read more..

06 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1125

Goal Limbo

Did you hear about the perfectionist who walked into a bar? It was too low.... read more..

06 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

979

One-Liner #1472

Better living through denial!... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3156

Big Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

03 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1148

What’s Time Got to Do with It?

After so many weeks, I haven't been able to keep track of them, one day seems just like the other day. Today reminds me of yesterday, and yesterday may be the same as tomorrow. I know I am used to bei... read more..

03 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

573

Cybersalt News - May 3, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! The other night I was in the kitchen with Mrs. Cybersalt when I realized the next day was Saturday, which meant it was Friday night and that meant . . . . . act... read more..

02 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1057

Quote #1909

"I had to surrender my 'if only' to Jesus." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

02 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

918

One-Liner #1471

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3057

Impressions

A man commissioned Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the nonrepresentational image on the canvas, the woman's husband complained, "It isn't how she really looks." When asked by the... read more..

02 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2489

Posterior Planning

"I wish I had asked for a seat in advance," Tom said reservedly. read more..

02 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1997

No Hidden Sins

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver a... read more..

30 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2344

Marriage & Romance

"Joey, what's the matter, you can't bring me home any flowers once in a while at least?" sniffed his wife. "Before we were married you were always bringing me little presents." "Honey, tell me," aske read more..

30 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

610

Cybersalt News - April 30, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Benny and Cindy T for today's chicken picture. Just look at those saucy hens turning their egg makers toward them! Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest ... read more..

29 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4664

Bills Description

Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical bills. One irate woman demanded that I describe every laboratory test on her statement. Reluctantly, I com... read more..

29 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

903

Quote #1908

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Voltaire read more..

29 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

895

One-Liner #1470

Errors have been made; others will be blamed.... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3278

Mrs. Pierpoint

A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door. She hasn't heard anything from her for a few days. So she tells her son, "I want you to go next door and see ho... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3641

Plant Profession

A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career.... read more..

29 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2132

Blind Perspective

Who's limited? Once again I get a poem, About some miserable person, Whining about his life, And he meets a bunch of "poor disabled people..." people who have 'less' than he does. people who can'... read more..

29 Apr

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

673

New Template

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26 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1007

There’s Always Tomorrow

For almost four weeks now, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have enjoyed some exceptional time together. It has been the rich experience I never thought I would experience until... read more..

26 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

633

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know if you have ever watched the Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day," but I can definitely identify with the main character in that movie who wakes up to live the sa... read more..

25 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1075

Quote #1907

"If we are not changed by grace, then we are not saved by grace." - A. W. Tozer read more..

25 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

920

One-Liner #1469

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7473

Signs You Are In For a Long Sermon

Top Ten Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon 10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the sound man to ha... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2483

Quirky Success

Did you hear about the scientists who were nominated for the Nobel Prize? It seems they discovered and calibrated the smallest particles known to man using only dental equipment. They became known a... read more..

25 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2039

Making Deals With God

Fred was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place ... read more..