2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2437

Let's Face It

“Watches and clocks are always displayed and sold on a time table.”... read more..

24 Apr

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

1341

Cybersalt News - April 23, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Don N. for today's chicken picture which he found along the way on Facebook. Neither he nor I could find the origin of this image so just like this chicken I'm go... read more..

22 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3663

Three Tickets

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only a single ticket. "How ... read more..

22 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1035

Quote #1906

"I hope that when people look at my marriage, they don't think, "She has a great marriage because she chose the right guy," or "He has a great marriage because he chose the right woman." I hope they read more..

22 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

862

One-Liner #1468

Self-Annihilating Complaint How disagreeable of you to agree with me!... read more..

22 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3765

Gorilla Sundae

A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a ten-dollar bill on the counter to pay for it. The clerk thought, what could a gorilla know about money? So he gave the... read more..

22 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2571

Fraud Film Review

What do you call a very interesting movie made by a con-artist? A con-flick of interest!... read more..

22 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1662

Service, Detail, Expectation, Demands

After an hour of "Just a little more white, two squirts of blue, a dash of black, perhaps a tad more white," the paint store clerk got my gallon to the exact shade I wanted. With a sigh of relief, he ... read more..

19 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

987

Old Deals, New Wheels

A new resident has parked itself in the driveway of the parsonage. After ten years of the old resident parked outside, it is a nice change to see this new one. For the past year, the Gracious Mistres... read more..

19 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

684

Cybersalt News - April 19, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, Grandma Cybersalt and I have been staying safe at home for a month now. It looks like we have at least another 4 weeks before our prov... read more..

18 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2585

Minute Tracker

A guy goes into a second hand shop to buy one for his watch.... read more..

18 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2138

Polite With No Manners

The two snooty women were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed in another room. The daughter of the family was with the two women, on the theory that she wo... read more..

18 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4763

Sunday Drive

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a sp... read more..

18 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

963

Quote #1905

"Our LORD never requires the same conditions for discipleship that He requires for salvation." - Oswald Chambers read more..

18 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1071

One-Liner #1467

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.... read more..

16 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

621

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Richard T. for another chicken picture! He saw this chicken crossing the road - I don't know why, but he may have just tried to eat that bug. A while ago, I ment... read more..

15 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6263

Deciphering Baptist Church Names

***Here's another good one to just delete before reading if you can't laugh at yourself.*** *Deciphering Baptist Church Names* First Baptist: It has been there too long. Second Baptist: The people read more..

15 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

871

Quote #1904

"A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." - unknown read more..

15 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

926

One-Liner #1466

Does your train of thought have a caboose?... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3975

Honeymoon Toast

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" ... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3067

No Reservations

Maury and his wife showed up to a very popular restaurant, but it was very crowded. Mrs. Maury went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess appeared to ignore her and kept writing... read more..

15 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2123

Raising My Sights

My six-year-old granddaughter, Caitlynd, and I stopped at a Tim Horton's donut shop for a blueberry muffin. As we were going out the door, a young teenage boy was coming in. This young man had no hai... read more..

12 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

622

Cybersalt News - April 12, 2020

Resurrection Sunday greetings everyone: the Lord is risen! This pandemic has reminded us how we are incapable of hanging on to even the most precious of people in our lives, let alone the very vaines... read more..

11 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1002

Quote #1903

“Why are you looking for the Living One in a cemetery? He is not here, but raised up. Remember how he told you when you were still back in Galilee that he had to be handed over to sinners, be killed read more..

11 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1042

Rocket Scientist

I cannot believe it. I just called the police to report my neighbor trying to attach a jet engine to a deer. People will do anything to make a quick buck!... read more..

11 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1083

One-Liner #1465

If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil ...... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3677

2 Sunday School Lessons

*Sunday School Lesson #1* A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring their letter back the following Sunday. O read more..

Unanswered Prayer, Disappointment, Faith

11 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2225

Unanswered Prayer, Disappointment, Faith

Dear God, First, my car broke down I was very late for work But I missed that awful accident Was that your handiwork? I found a house I loved But others got there first I was angry, then relieved Wh... read more..

09 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

568

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to our friend Marcia L. for today's chicken picture. Here is her note about it: Hi Tim – as I was reading Cybersalt today I realized I have a chicken pic I could se... read more..