2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

08 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1135

One-Liner #1464

Hormel Foods made their first batch of Spam in 1937. With everyone out shopping and hoarding food they have announced they will be making their second batch later this week ...... read more..

08 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3398

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3443

2 Words

A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could only speak two words at the end of every seven years. The first seven years passed and his overseer took the man into a small room. His 2 word w... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2968

Fruit Sharing Math

How do you share 355 cherries among 113 people? Make cherry pi. (355/113 = 3.14)... read more..

08 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1831

Patience, Children

A friend was driving with her two children in the car. Her 7 year old son kept asking the traditional question, "How much longer?" The Mom told him it was not much farther but he kept fussing. Finall... read more..

08 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1251

Quote #1902

When life is not a bed of roses, remember who wore the thorns. - unknown read more..

05 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1030

In My Humble Opinion

It was a busy week last week. I was chasing my tail so much, I thought I would actually catch it. What I would do after I caught it is beyond my imagination. However, I was quite busy, and then the m... read more..

05 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

614

Cybersalt News - March 29, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Here's another video with a great message for us in these times: Rev. James Snyder thinks grandchildren are great and he understands the role that Grandfathers play in t... read more..

05 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

591

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2020

Palm Sunday Greetings everyone! As we enter into Holy Week, most of us do so unable to gather together with others. Of course that is nothing new for many of Jesus' followers who have ill health or l... read more..

04 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

954

Quote #1901

"Even though we do not know what is around every bend in the road, God does." - David Jeremiah read more..

04 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

933

One-Liner #1463

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3845

Faithful Service Gift

I recall a story my father used to tell about a pastor who had been at a church for 20 years. To show their appreciation for all his years of faithful service, the congregation decided to collect an o... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2507

Early Rhymer

I once knew a poet who would start writing his poetry immediately when he got up. He went from bed to verse.... read more..

04 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2211

Success Starts with Beginning

You don't need to know all of your answers in advance to solve a problem or to reach your goal. But you must have a clear idea of the problem or the goal you want to reach in advance. Everyone who ac... read more..

02 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4150

Parking Trip

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she cont... read more..

02 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

647

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Richard T. for today's chicken picture. It was obviously taken before the days of social distancing - step back from the chicken, Richard!!! The pandemic has mad... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1208

Quote #1900

"When you make a conscious choice to be happy, no one can take it away from you because no one gave it to you: you gave it to yourself." - Unknown read more..

01 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1065

Marriage Award

I think of myself as a trophy husband: sure it was a participation trophy, but still ...... read more..

01 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1061

One-Liner #1462

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet!... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3169

Hashing it Out

I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a Saturday night, I was finishing up the dinner shift at one restaurant and hurrying to report to work at the second... read more..

01 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1833

Prayer, Government

A little boy wanted $100 very badly. He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. So, he decided to write a letter to God requesting $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA",... read more..

29 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

978

Time Alone Is Time Invested

During the past week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been spending quite a bit of time together. I cannot recall any time that we have spent this much time together. The ... read more..

28 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2074

Quote #1899

I have a great need for Christ: I have a great Christ for my need. - Charles Spurgeon read more..

28 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

996

Contest Dejection

I just can't get over the fact that I lost that fishing tournament! I'm still reeling.... read more..

28 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

947

One-Liner #1461

Friendly checkout clerk... thanks for keeping me that way!... read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3419

Waiting for Years

We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the ... read more..

28 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2109

The Fight Within

An old Cherokee chief is teaching his grandson about life: "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. "One is evil - he is anger, envy,... read more..

26 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

738

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am often embarrassed by some of the stuff that is put out there in the name of Jesus and His church. Not so with this wonderful video: Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..

25 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1078

Quote #1898

"If we close our minds to church history, we say in effect that the story of what GOD has done since that time means nothing to us." - J. Philip Arthur read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1073

Legume Passing

RIP Mr. Peanut, you'll have an open casket - it will be ajar.... read more..