2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

03 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3244

Holiday Parties

Holiday Parties December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of sp... read more..

03 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

562

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last Sunday I shared a zoomed in picture I took of a snail and when referring to the snail commented, "I spotted this tiny boy or girl snail (I'm sure someone out there can... read more..

02 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

776

Quote #1965

"Worship is not a twenty minute period during a church service; it's a lifestyle." - Unknown read more..

02 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

676

One-Liner #1527

This presents us with an insurmountable opportunity.... read more..

Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

02 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3027

Help Needed

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.... read more..

02 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1854

Finding the Tea

My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn't find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was. Sh... read more..

02 Dec

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

900

Raxo Demo

December 01, 2024 I Don’t Eat Crow on Holidays I enjoy the holiday season because o read more..

29 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

582

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to issue #4600! A number of weeks ago I shared a picture I took in our backyard and in doing so misidentified an insect appearing in it. Well, I've taken anot... read more..

28 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

811

Quote #1964

"Atheism is a strange thing. Even the devils never fell into that vice, for the devils also tremble and believe." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

28 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

699

One-Liner #1526

Grandma Cybersalt here. Tim didn't get this one liner, but I liked it so you get to read it... Lockdown can only go 4 ways: You'll come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk or a drunk; choose wisely!... read more..

28 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3215

Out Of Step

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of... read more..

28 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2261

Bunny Philosophy

The problem: There's a box with a hole at each end, and there's a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head out of the hole in one end, and a minute later he sticks it out the other end. Half a m... read more..

28 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1930

Childhood

When my wife's sister, Patty, was very young, she was allowed to have her best friend, a boy named Rory, over to spend the night. As the children grew toward adolescence, their parents knew that somed... read more..

26 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3674

Holiday Eating

Here is some diet news just in time for the holidays. (A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot o... read more..

25 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

806

Quote #1963

For the beauty of the earth, for the glory of the skies, for the love which from our birth over and around us lies, Christ our Lord, to you we raise this our hymn of grateful praise." - Folli read more..

25 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

730

One-Liner #1525

Half the lies they tell about me are true!... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2692

A Turkey Says

What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble," right? Not always! A jewelry-lovin' turkey? "Bauble bauble bauble" A dyslexic turkey say? "Boggle boggle boggle" A turkey in the shoe repair shop ... read more..

25 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1863

Slow Down Therapy - Part 1

1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3000

Turkey Poem

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin'I'm probably going to die. I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.But I wis... read more..

22 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

567

Cybersalt News - November 22, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! From time to time we are blessed to experience others whose "soul container" is so different than that of ours that the armor of our tired and numb way of valuing others (o... read more..

21 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1006

Quote #1962

"Your best shot at having a beautiful marriage is if both of you make it your goal to become more like Jesus." - Francis Chan read more..

21 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

708

One-Liner #1524

He knew everything, but that's all.... read more..

21 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2895

Or Are They Flies

When they finish a new hive, bees have a house swarming party.... read more..

21 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1816

Meeting Others, Loneliness

It is said that when the famous American columnist Dorothy Parker first came to work at The New Yorker, she found herself isolated and lonely in her small office there. Never one to be ignored, she m... read more..

21 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3142

Coffee Cool

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was... read more..

19 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3022

Hand Gun Navigation

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?" The navigator replied ... read more..

19 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

636

Cybersalt News - November 19, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are many ways to show one's passion for chickens, or chicken as the case may be. Here's a fun news story about one man's apparent passion for accurately labeling som... read more..

19 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

568

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2020

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American subscribers and thank you, Walter, for reminding me! I don't think chickens will be jealous because of loosing the Cybersalt limeli... read more..

18 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1241

Quote #1961

"Sometimes I joke about what I'd do if I had one day left to live. Eat junk, go crazy, etc. Today it hit me: Jesus knew. And he washed feet." - Steve Bezner read more..