2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

05 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1057

On Your Mark; Get Set; Don't

Believe me, I am not a racist. At my age I can't even walk fast.... read more..

05 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

979

One-Liner #1447

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.... read more..

05 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1373

Quote #1885

"Gossip dies when it hits a wise person's ears." - Unknown read more..

05 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4150

Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each d... read more..

05 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2233

No Charge

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, sh... read more..

02 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1012

Please Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter

Normally, I'm a rather calm, cool and collected person. Actually, my creditors trying to collect things from me, mostly money, are responsible for this and I have been officially collected. If I could... read more..

02 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

621

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! I don't usually broadcast when I am travelling, but now that I am back I can tell you the big news I was promising. As some of you know I have a YouTube channel about Joom... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1299

Faster Than a Speeding Editor

As a Superhero I would be "Typoman" ... the writer of wrongs!... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13759

Lost and Found

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way ho... read more..

01 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2332

Assumption

In World War II my father-in-law was stationed at the Army Air Corps base in Prestwick, Scotland. President Franklin Roosevelt was to make a visit at any time, and coded messages were used to alert t... read more..

01 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1078

One-liner #1446

Ambivialent? Well, yes and no.... read more..

29 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1374

Quote #1884

"Before you act ... Listen. Before you react ... Think. Before you spend ... Earn. Before you criticize ... Wait. Before you quit ... Try." - E. Hemingway read more..

26 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

976

What Did We Know before Facebook?

To paraphrase one of my favorite humorist, Will Rogers, “All I know is what I read on Facebook.” I must admit that I also get information from Facebook. I can keep up with my family and friends, know... read more..

23 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

684

Cybersalt News - January 23, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been extended, so you h... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4119

Pearl Dream

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man... read more..

22 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1964

Fasting, Ministry Salaries

A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?" The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week." The man is dumbfounded. "Pas... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1142

Chemical Assistance Denied

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said, "NaBrO."... read more..

22 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

2031

Quote #1883

"It is the experiences of being overwhelmed, nearly destroyed, and surprisingly given life that cause us to pray and sing." - Walter Brueggemann read more..

22 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1032

One-liner #1445

If I throw a stick, will you leave?... read more..

22 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3535

Tourist Breakdown

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone ... read more..

19 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1019

In praise of crazy

I made a mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud... read more..

To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday

12 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1093

To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday

Time goes so fast at times that I do not always remember what day it is. I get so busy trying to get my work done that I forget if it’s Monday or Friday. It is a good thing I am getting older because... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

650

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone. Overall, it has been a pretty mild winter so far around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I'm not complaining but I have noticed the warmer temperatures have allowed spiders to... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1100

Note This Pun

I don't mean to harp about this, but I'm about to make a musical instrument pun; so plan accordionly.... read more..

11 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1386

Quote #1882

"If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that i was made for another world." - C. S. Lewis read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4036

Name Warning

On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver. "Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your ti... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2205

Choices

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that one c... read more..

11 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1166

One-liner #1444

Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2530

Personal Gizmo

"It's my own invention," Bob replied patently. read more..

09 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

613

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathy M. for supplying today's Chicken Thursday picture. Kathie must have a pretty nice house because it looks like they really want in - or maybe they are just k... read more..