2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #660

08 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5426

River Crossing

One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. Joe prayed to Go... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1148

I'm All Shook Up

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

08 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

952

Quote #1881

"When I talk to managers I get the feeling that they are important. When I talk to leaders I get the feeling that I am important." - Unknown read more..

08 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1822

Gallantry

Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her sta... read more..

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1038

One-Liner #1443

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4105

Bonus

Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. Th... read more..

05 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1081

Quote #1880

"God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me." ~ Rev. Tracey Dawson read more..

05 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1026

Watch Who's Watching

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!... read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

648

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone - and Happy New Year! I hope it's a great year for you full of many blessings. Sorry that there was no mailing on the first Chicken Thursday of the year. The day before we h... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1015

One-Liner #1442

Marriage Tip: "Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that . . . 'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.'"... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2027

Respect

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the crowd. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wave... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7001

Seat Sacrifice

On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'... read more..

04 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1076

Oh, Those Alluring Lizardly Eyes

After months of planning and rearranging our schedule, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finally organized a little vacation time for Christmas. It takes an awful lot of work for her and, I let ... read more..