2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

18 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

843

One-Liner #1523

The best time to do a full day's shopping is in the morning.... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3313

A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he co... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3276

Shopping Memory

"I forgot most of what I came to the store to buy," Tom said listlessly. - Walter McLauren read more..

18 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1582

Modest Dress

"Oh. Doctor!" said the young lady prior to her surgery. "Will the scar show?" "Not when you're dressed for church, miss," replied the doctor. read more..

15 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

524

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't have a video to share with you today. Instead I thought I'd share a fun link with you. When I was little, I was told that if I started digging a hole and kept goin... read more..

14 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

844

Quote #1960

"When a Christian shuns fellowship with other Christians, the devil smiles. When he stops studying the Bible, the devil laughs. When he stops praying, the devil shouts for joy." - Corrie ten read more..

14 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

719

One-Liner #1522

When it comes to giving, some men stop at nothing.... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3086

Baseball Doctor

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2671

Where's the Ding Dong?

What is the difference between a lama, a llama, and a 3-L lllama? The first is a monk, the second an animal, and the third a huge fire.... read more..

14 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1822

Denial

Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. "What's wrong, dear?" asked her mother. "My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed. "How did he break it, Emily?" "I hit him ove... read more..

12 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

587

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've just returned from a business trip which involved taking a ferry off of our island and then a 4 hour drive along the Fraser River Valley and up and over the Coquihalla... read more..

11 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

751

Quote #1959

"A change imposed is a change opposed." - Dr. Spencer Johnson, in Who Moved the Cheese? read more..

11 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3696

Fund Raising

The rabbi of a very poor temple was trying to figure out why his congregation was so poor and the Roman Catholic church down the block was so well off, when his son came into the office. The rabbi de... read more..

11 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

674

One-Liner #1521

A preposition must not be used to end a sentence with.... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2890

Kid Comments

* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!" * Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer read more..

11 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3145

Trading Places

I have an uncle down at Wall Street. He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.... read more..

11 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1683

Opposing War

The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace. "How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?" Not surprisingly, all hands went up. The teacher asked, "Who'll g... read more..

08 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1219

When Everything Goes My Way

I have had a certain dream many times over the years. Of course, it might lean towards being a nightmare if it does not come true. The dream is that one day in the week; I can have everything go my w... read more..

08 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

543

Cybersalt News - November 8, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week because Wednesday (my prep day) was my birthday and by the time I was done taking 2 naps, eating pizza and ice cream cake, a... read more..

07 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1004

Quote #1958

"Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good." - Archbishop Charles J. Chaput read more..

07 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

673

One-Liner #1520

I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.... read more..

07 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2224

Diagnosis Reaction

“People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that just makes me sick.” - Paul Larson... read more..

07 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2124

Repentance

On her way back from the concession stand, Sandra asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?" Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did." Sandra nodded... read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3786

Hymns vs. Choruses

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the farmer, "it was good. They did something different, howev... read more..

01 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1226

All in Due Time, So She Says

For several weeks, or has it been years, I’ve been waiting for an important package to come through the mail. I don’t know why they call it snail mail because I have seen snails crawl faster. With al... read more..

01 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

573

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy November! Today is the International Day of Prayer for the Persecuted Church. As you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are involved in ministry to refugees and ... read more..

31 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

907

Quote #1957

"God, I lift up to You the areas of my life that are overwhelming and burdensome. I've not come to You to complain, but rather to seek Your help. Where I've tried to handle everything in my own stre read more..

31 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

799

One-Liner #1519

Wake up, it's time for your sleeping pill.... read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3541

New Discovery

The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory. An exciting new discovery is about to take place. Mr. Bell and his assistant, a man named Watson, have been hard at work on Bell's new invention to tran... read more..

31 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2081

Someone to Watch Over Me

By Saralee Perel Gracie, my beautiful 13-year-old shepherd/collie mix, has found her purpose. Six years ago, when I came home from a Boston hospital after my spinal cord injury, I was wearing a huge... read more..