January 2021 - Monthly Archive

17 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1243

Riding the Hallelujah Train To the End

We had a long, hard week with problems and difficulties that took time to solve, if they even were solved. It is quite interesting to me that when I solve one problem, two other problems appear. I thi... read more..

17 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

514

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I visited my friend's farm, yesterday, to fix one of his computers. After all the bits were once again "biting" and the bytes were once again "byting," we spent some time o... read more..

16 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

830

Quote #1977

"Not ... GOD IS loving, holy, just, sovereign, wrathful, merciful, etc. as attributes, but GOD IS LOVE, wholly holy in essence, expressed through his ruling, justice, wrath, grace, mercy, etc. read more..

16 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

811

One-Liner #1540

The perfect gift for a wife who has everything - a husband who can pay for it!... read more..

16 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2284

Minute Particles

“When the clock factory caught fire, second hand smoke was everywhere.”... read more..

16 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1676

Parents are People Too, Generation Gap

A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We ... read more..

16 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3385

Homework Help

"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "That's okay," replied Little Johnny, read more..

14 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3537

Cold Winter?

It was autumn, and the Cree members in their remote territory asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he had been raised away from his culture and traditions, he had n... read more..

14 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

520

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know that's a goat, lol. Remember last week when I shared a dash cam photo from Cybersaltine Raduoos? After emailing him to make sure he had seen it in ... read more..

13 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

737

Quote #1976

"Although the threads of my life have often seemed knotted, I know, by faith, that on the other side of the embroidery there is a crown." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

13 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

754

One-Liner #1539

There's one thing about being bald - it's neat!... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3180

Crossing Lesson

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the ... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2335

Sticking Your Neck Out at Work

Did you hear about the elevator operator who rode to the basement to pick up Dracula? He went down for the Count.... read more..

13 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2081

Animal Instincts

In the middle of one of Henry Ward Beecher's most potent political speeches, a member of the crowd gave a perfect imitation of a cock crowing. While the audience roared with laughter, the speaker gave... read more..

10 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1142

Well, Here We Go Again

I have lived long enough to know that the only change that has any kind of reality is the change in my pocket. I keep track of that change with great supervision and count it every day. When people t... read more..

10 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

527

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! A big shout out to Barb L., who lives a bit south of where I grew up in Ontario. She asked how to share newsletter items on Facebook. Most of us were told as children ... read more..

09 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

926

Quote #1975

"At the end of the day, it is what it is." - Unknown read more..

09 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

747

One-Liner #1538

My husband and I have a magical relationship - whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears!... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6590

Award Shows

Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like they have an award show for everything. They even have awards for commercials! The Clio Awards, a whole show full of commercials. I ... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2316

Romance is Dead

He claimed he loved her, but would not give up his life for her. That is, he declared, his undying love for her.... read more..

09 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2202

Life's Tug of War

Life can seem ungrateful ~ and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings ~ and play with your mind. Life can be blissful ~ and happy and free. Life can put beauty ~ in the things that you... read more..

07 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

579

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2021

1Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know those are mountain sheep. Back in November, I shared with you a dash cam picture from my travels during a business trip. That prompted Cybersaltine Rad read more..

06 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3196

Workers vs. The Lightbulb

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors ca... read more..

06 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

2564

Quote #1974

Always remember this! Grapes must be crushed to make wine. Diamonds form under pressure. Olives are pressed to release oil. Seeds grow in darkness. Whenever you feel crushed, under pressure, p read more..

06 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2386

The Concerns of a Mouse

A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.... read more..

06 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

791

One-Liner #1537

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library on Friday.... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3391

One Interest

A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class. The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interes... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3092

Outside the Line

After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone." "What makes you think its... read more..

03 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

538

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy New Year! I am happy to report that I did finally catch up on my "throw it in the box for later" box (Grandma Cybersalt now has it for taking things to charity), m... read more..

02 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1115

Quote #1973

"My wish for the New Year - That you have someone to love, have meaningful work to do, and have things greater than yourself to believe in; that you have a reason to smile every day and a shou read more..