February 2021 - Monthly Archive

28 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

901

What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything?

If there's anybody that can be conned, it's Yours Truly. It's not so much that I'm stupid; I'm just naïve. I believe when somebody says something, they mean exactly what they say. So, if you can... read more..

28 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

520

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Last Wednesday I preached this morning. No I have not been drinking. My son-in-law pastors at Agincourt Baptist Church in Toronto and invited me to preach today. So I rec... read more..

27 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1073

Quote #1989

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's what you're made of. Not the circumstances." - Mel Robbins read more..

27 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

762

One-Liner #1552

"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2865

Wedding Dress Blues

When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs.... read more..

27 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2230

Royal Conviction

“I heard they finally got King Midas - It was guild by association.”... read more..

27 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3741

Cheerful Giving

A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church. "Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself," she t... read more..

25 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3097

Died Owing

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to th... read more..

24 Feb

Chicken Humor

Pastor Tim

1125

Hard Working Roosters

Here's two Roosters who are super dedicated to their jobs! ... read more..

24 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

790

Quote #1988

"A lot of hard work is hidden behind nice things." - Ralph Lauren read more..

24 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

783

One-Liner #1551

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2134

Vamparista

“If coffee were blood, I'd be Count Draculatte.”... read more..

24 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1657

Revelation

My wife's family and I were at a Harding University football game. Every time someone carried the ball or made a tackle, the announcer would broadcast who had made the play. Near the beginning of the... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4056

Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3429

Drug Shirt

My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife f... read more..

24 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

552

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to his work! She shared the video with me through the Cybers... read more..

21 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

999

Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee

I must soberly confess that I have throughout my life given in to habits and rituals. I don't like saying that, but it is the truth. At this point, I don't know the difference between a habit and... read more..

21 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

580

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent and terrible acts of violence carried out against their comm... read more..

20 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

783

Quote #1987

"There are two types of people ... those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are!" - Frederick L. Collins read more..

20 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3159

Misapplication

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job sa... read more..

20 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1970

Self-righteousness, Welcoming Others

One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very ... read more..

20 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3960

Foreign Languages

A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Aussies just stared at him. "Excu... read more..

20 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

629

One-Liner #1550

The trouble with opportunity is ... it always looks bigger going than coming.... read more..

18 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3492

Phone Number Problem

Phone won't stop ringing? Here's what you do... Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tennesse, had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Rib... read more..

18 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

525

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, our new fireplace is not leaking natural gas anymore, so tec... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6307

Before and After Falling in Love

Before - You take my breath awayAfter - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situationA - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac B - Luc... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2575

Colonial Currency

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the to... read more..

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

17 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1794

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of ... read more..