February 2021 - Monthly Archive

14 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

509

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on the left coast of Canada means our winters are pretty mild ... read more..

14 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

939

The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest

This past week was one of the best weeks I've had in a long time. I got everything completed, as well as some overdue projects. There’s no feeling quite like the feeling of having accom... read more..

13 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2160

Relationship Denial

I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.... read more..

13 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3093

If You Love Someone

Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will ... read more..

13 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4492

Love vs. Obligation

A house is a house is a house-until love comes through the door, that is. And love intuitively goes around sprinkling that special extra that transforms a house into a very special home for very speci... read more..

13 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

818

Quote #1985

"Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings." - Gustave Flaubert read more..

13 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

719

One-Liner #1548

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery... read more..

11 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2536

Devil Secret

Two youngsters were walking home from Sunday School, each deep in his own thoughts. Finally one said, "What do you think about all this devil business we studied today?" The other boy replie... read more..

11 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

524

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I am part of Refugee Sponsorship group in a village next to our city. It's actually a nice little village, but they would never allow me to move there because they already ... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3223

Stand-by Wish

Listening to background music while on hold made her long for a chord- less phone.... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3494

Dusty Comeback

My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel." Mom... read more..

10 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

708

Quote #1984

"Have enough courage to start and enough heart to finish." - Jessica N.S. Yourko read more..

10 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2138

The Ways of Love

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. "We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other every week. It was du... read more..

09 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

689

One-Liner #1547

Self-loathing: I hate intolerant people!... read more..

07 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

579

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I launched a new YouTube channel this week. Many of you know that I have been involved in the Joomla Community for many years. Joomla is a Content Management System (CMS) t... read more..

07 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

985

It Was a Shoofly Pie Moment

During holiday seasons, I enjoy indulging in special food. My favorite during this time of year is the Shoofly Pie. Nothing hits the spot quite like this. Although the Gracious Mistress of the Parson... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3240

Price of Oranges

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?" "Two for a dollar," answered the vendor. "How much is just one?"... read more..

06 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

747

Quote #1983

"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett read more..

06 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2520

Looking for a King

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.... read more..

06 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2057

Surprises

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morni... read more..

06 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

644

One-Liner #1546

The LORD giveth and the government taketh away.... read more..

04 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

525

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ooops! After working all night on a project for a client I decided 5:50am would be a good time to finally go to bed - and then I realized I hadn't sent today's mailing... read more..

04 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2792

Goobers in the Ditch

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the... read more..

03 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

805

Quote #1982

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." - Mae West read more..

03 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

706

One-Liner #1545

If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2350

Odds Statement

"I'm going to win," said Bette. read more..

03 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1765

Bed Making Obedience

When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked present... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2941

Emergency Visit

A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my h... read more..