March 2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

17 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6543

Border Crossing

An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter recluse in Florida. At the crossing they were stopped by an over-zealous border guard, on his first day at work. He... read more..

17 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

682

One-Liner #1556

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen... read more..

17 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1867

Exercise, Inflation, Cost of Living

Americans are getting stronger. Sixty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2875

Strangest Recording

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day. It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang ... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

678

Nautical Advice

Never choose a first mate who takes the wind out of your sails.... read more..

14 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

882

Oh, the Daze of My Life

When I was young, my mother was quite a fan of a soap opera called “The Days of Our Lives. ”I remember the title but I never would watch something like that. However, my mother enjoyed it and so what’... read more..

14 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

529

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's news is going to be a bit disjointed because I am too. So, I'm just going to let things tumble out and I think I'll get to where I'm going anyway. First of all, I ... read more..

13 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

852

Quote #1992

"You may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world's problems at once, but don't ever underestimate the importance you can have, because history ha read more..

13 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1728

Slow Dance

Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better ... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3486

Birthday Surprise

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute l... read more..

10 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

711

One-Liner #1555

You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgets your birthday.... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

807

Metering Authority

Give some people an inch and they think they're rulers.... read more..

07 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1035

A Divided House Makes a Happy Home

Never has our world been more divided than today. Politics, religion, sports and on and on I could go. For the most part, so many people think being divided is a negative thing. And for many people it... read more..

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

515

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't want to burst anyone's bubble today - but if I do, I think this is a good bubble to burst. And please note, this time I am going against Grandma Cybersalt's advice ... read more..

06 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

738

Quote #1991

"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe read more..

06 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

724

One-Liner #1554

Pick a winner; anyone can pick a loser.... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3029

Ash Pile Update

Biblical newspaper headline: Job outlook dismal.... read more..

06 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1946

Stress Management

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranging from 2 to 5 pounds. The lecturer repli... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4337

Running Away

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly ... read more..

04 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

547

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I'm a little unsettled, this chicken Thursday. After giving chickens their own special day for years, I just heard that "Birds Aren't Real!" You can help me through this d... read more..

03 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

688

Quote #1990

"The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible." - Winston Churchill read more..

03 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7139

Fingernail Biting

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend ... read more..

03 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

637

One-Liner #1553

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

735

With Friends Like That

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. ... read more..

03 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2349

Warning Ticket

On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rearview mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit. I handed the officer my... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3429

Helpless Creatures

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me." T... read more..