April 2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

10 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1769

Career Training

The proprietor of a small village drugstore was called out one sleepy summer morning, leaving the establishment temporarily under the sole management of a very young, and very uneducated, clerk. "Jus... read more..

08 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

541

Cybersalt News - April 8, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Lately, I have been enjoying keeping an eye on the newest volcanoes in Iceland. I mean, I have really been enjoying them! Does being over fascinated with young geysers mea... read more..

07 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

725

Quote #1999

"Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for men in t-shirts and jeans." - Unknown read more..

07 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3152

Bar Houdini

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he coul... read more..

07 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

734

One-Liner #1562

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.... read more..

07 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2198

Salmonauto

What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink? A pink carnation.... read more..

07 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1622

Stubborn Problem

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other color... read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6772

Parrot Attitude

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John t... read more..

04 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

955

Be Careful What You Smile About

I am a student of smileology and have been just about all my life. If you can't smile at something,it's not worth thinking about. Of course, certain things in life are serious, but not that many.... read more..

04 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

593

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2021

Easter Rock by Cybersaltine Marilyn H.Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! Speaking of Good Friday, Grandma Cybersalt and I watched an online Good Friday service which was a cooperat... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3121

Egg Contents

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" ... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2261

Sea You Later

“When the big earthquake happens and southern California separates from the mainland it will be San Andreas' fault.”... read more..

03 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1881

The Merely Festal

There is a stage in a child's life at which it cannot separate the religious from the merely festal character of Christmas or Easter. I have been told of a very small and very devout boy who was hear... read more..

03 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

668

Quote #1998

"The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to see in." - Peter Marshall read more..

03 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

807

One-Liner #1561

If at first you DO succeed, try to hide your astonishment!... read more..

01 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

637

Cybersalt News - April 1, 2021

Oh look, Lizard Thursday - and welcome to the first day of April! Thanks to Cybersaltine Lizzy D. for sending in today's lizard picture. Who would have thought Lizard Thursday would have caught on wh... read more..