September 2021 - Monthly Archive

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3016

Inferior Bags

It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashin... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2327

Living by a Thread

When I was young, my family was really poor. Everything I wore - socks, blouses, even handkerchiefs - had been darned over and over by my mother. I wasn't the smartest or the prettiest, but I sure wa... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2136

Learn to Write in the Sand

Two friends were walking through the desert. During the journey, they had an argument; and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything,... read more..

16 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3734

Gate Watching

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all... read more..

16 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

516

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's an exciting day at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I have a dentist appointment this morning, but that's not why. I also have a chiropractic appointment in the afternoon... read more..

15 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

656

Quote #2033

"A man who was merely a man and said the kind of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg - or else he wo read more..

15 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

693

One-Liner #1596

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - K. Vonnegut... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2735

Environmental Study

California smog test: Can UCLA?... read more..

15 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1856

Frantic Writing

My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about writing a will. He said, "... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3320

Size 8 Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half." "Just bring me a size eight." The sales ... read more..

12 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

913

Hallelujah… She’s Baaaaack

I have learned that you don't miss something until it is gone. Unfortunately, sometimes, it's too late. Over six weeks ago, or was it nine months, I took my truck in for a regular checkup. I was goin... read more..

12 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

517

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The exciting news today is that there really isn't any exciting news to share with you today. Grandma Cybersalt and I have comfortably answered September's invitation to re... read more..

11 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

620

Quote #2032

I am a child of God. I am not what I wear, what I drive, or how much I weigh. - Unknown... read more..

11 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

725

One-Liner #1595

I always say "Thank you" to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I'm nice.... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2187

Life in the Pits

Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.... read more..

11 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1672

Thoughts of The Aging

Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. Some people try to turn back their odometers ... not me ... I want people to know why I look like this. I've traveled... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5016

Horse Batter

On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting line-up. The coach asks, "What did you bring that horse here for?" The scout replies, ... read more..

09 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7446

Cattle Ranching

A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. "Well," said the would-be-cattleman, "I wanted to call it the B... read more..

09 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

634

Cybersalt News - September 9, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is the 36th anniversary of the first time I laid eyes on Grandma Cybersalt. It was orientation week at Ontario Bible College, in Toronto, and I was tasked with delive... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3043

Early

Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he gets is a worm? It says "the worm," which means one single worm. That seems not very fair, for a bird that goes t... read more..

08 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

834

Quote #2031

Alcohol is a very effective dissolving agent. It dissolves families, marriages, friendships, jobs, bank accounts and neurons, but NEVER problems. - unknown... read more..

08 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

746

One-Liner #1594

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2041

Common Area

“When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.”... read more..

08 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1618

Marriage, Romance, Disappointment

Little Johnny was reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book. "Miss Howell?" little Johnny asked his first grade teacher. "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?" "No Johnny," sighed the teacher. "But pe... read more..

05 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

789

What's All These Gadgets For?

Without any hesitation, I will gladly admit that I am on the short side when it comes to gadgets. For me, most of them do not make any sense at all. Instead, I like things simple and easy. As for the... read more..

05 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

544

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy 33rd birthday to my eldest daughter, Alyssa! As I explained 2 weeks ago, August was quite the month around Cybersalt World Headquarters. It had a bunch of emotio... read more..

04 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1950

Christ Died for You and Me

I know that I shall never see A man who loves as much as Thee. My God you gave up your own Son For to ransom everyone! Oh what ugly wounds He bore! Ahead, He knew what was in store. First they bruise... read more..