October 2021 - Monthly Archive

16 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

631

Quote #2041

"Humility is a strange flower; it grows best in winter weather, and under storms of affliction." - Samuel Rutherford read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6210

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males ... read more..

14 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3077

Pickup Comeback

Aboard the USS TARAWA for six months, my brother Don posted a picture of his beloved truck in his locker. Since his fellow Marines had pictures of their girlfriends posted, they often ridiculed him f... read more..

14 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

542

Cybersalt News - October 14, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersaltine J.J. Westberg is this week's winner of the "Spot Pastor Tim's Grammar Mistake" contest. Last week, I said I was "to" lazy for heating our home with wood, when ... read more..

13 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

759

Quote #2040

"Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap." - Albert Einstein read more..

13 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

660

One-Liner #1603

Went shopping while hungry; now I'm the proud owner of aisle 6.... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3024

Next Stop, Lingerie

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!... read more..

13 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1820

Learning Curve

This insurance company's contract with a government agency had just expired, and a technician fielded the call from an agency bureaucrat reminding him that he needed to destroy the agency-provided sof... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3312

Scale Pondering

Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked. "Yeah, my mom and dad have one," the other replied. "W... read more..

10 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

634

One-Liner #1602

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights.... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

515

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Canadian Thanksgiving, or as we call it up here in Canada, "Thanksgiving." Grandma Cybersalt have just returned, late at night, after a wonderful visit with... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2542

Real Thanksgiving

Thank You, GOD for everything I've experienced here on earth.Thank You for protecting me from the moment of my birth. And Thank You for the beauty around me everywhere,The gentle rain and glistening ... read more..

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6803

Thanksgiving Blessing

May your stuffing be tasty, May your holiday turkey be plump, May your potatoes ‘n gravy Have nary a lump, May your yams be delicious May your pie take the prize May your Holiday Dinner Stay off you... read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3113

Doubtful Result

Pessimists are born, not made; their blood type is B Negative.... read more..

09 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

655

Quote #2039

“Men and women who turn their lives over to God will discover that He can make a lot more out of their lives than they can. He can deepen their joys, expand their vision, quicken their minds, strength... read more..

06 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

578

Cybersalt News - October 7, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's fireplace season again at Cybersalt World Headquarters. The weather has changed to the point where coming and going from the house let's enough cold air in to trip the... read more..

06 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3045

Top Ten Things only Women Understand

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colours. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. ... read more..

06 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

589

Quote #2038

"Trust in God, but don't dance in a small boat." - Irish saying read more..

06 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3094

18 Things We Can Learn from a Dog

1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. 2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. 3. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. 4. read more..

06 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

633

One-Liner #1601

Do we even need Halloween anymore - I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for 18 months...... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8690

Norma Findlay in Room 302

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Michael's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. W... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5575

Birth Budget

I was born free - my Dad's an Obstetrician.... read more..

03 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

890

Ready or Not, Here I Quit

I do not quit easily. When I start a project, I like to work until it's finished. I hate to quit before something is completed. One thing I have learned through the years is not to start something un... read more..

03 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

527

Cybersalt News - October 3, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! One of the great things about having contact with with people from other cultures is the opportunity to see what is common across humanity. This video of a father surprisi... read more..

02 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

604

Quote #2037

"Much mischief and misunderstanding result from talking that is not embedded in much listening." - Eugene Peterson read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3499

Cow Puzzler

This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it. Out loud is even better! 1. Say COW before each word: > Cows > About > Talking > You > Got > I > Long > How > Look 2. Sa... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2205

Some Petite Reasoning

“It's better to have loved a short girl, than never to have loved a tall.”... read more..

02 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2114

Miraculous Attendance Healings

To My Dear Friend, Pastor Phil Blowhorn: I sure hope attendance at your church was better'n my church. Mercy, pastorin' ain't always easy, now is it? We had us a bunch of sick folk, and them added to... read more..