November 2021 - Monthly Archive

28 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1950

Good Vocabulary

Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life." From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male vo... read more..

28 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

608

Quote #2052

"We are not responsible for the circumstances we are in, but we are responsible for the way we allow those circumstances to affect us; we can either allow them to get on top of us or we can allow them read more..

28 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2417

Thanks-give-me a Break

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.... read more..

28 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

750

One-Liner #1615

I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical event.... read more..

28 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2732

Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

The Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to: A. List your ten favorite foods. B. List your five favorite beverages. C. List all green... read more..

28 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

574

Cybersalt News - November 28 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's mailing is going out a little late thanks to fun family times over the weekend and a bad case of heartburn last evening (due to food - not family, lol.) But with t... read more..

25 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

546

Cybersalt News - November 25, 2021

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes, in honor of US Thanksgiving, we're giving the chickens a rest today. However, with this week's picture we are giving the turkeys a bit of a rest too. That is th read more..

24 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

608

Quote #2051

"If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily." - Gerald Good read more..

24 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2621

Thinking

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to thi... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6770

The Night of Thanksgiving

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2807

Settler Tunes

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock, of course.... read more..

24 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

780

One-Liner #1614

I won't say I'm worn out, but I don't get near the curb on trash day.... read more..

21 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

540

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Thank you to everyone who has asked about the situation here in British Columbia. We are fine at Cybersalt World Headquarters, here on Vancouver Island. The biggest hit to ... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5099

Methuselah Diet

Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the amount of the calorie countHe ate it because it was chow. He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he satDevouring a roast ... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2030

Easier Than Cake

“As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716”... read more..

19 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1643

Remember When

If you're even half-way old, you will remember when: * Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single cursor, and there was no such thing as Windows; there was just "DOS." * Your phone ... read more..

19 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

627

One-Liner #1613

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor first thing in the morning, the devil says, "Oh no, here she comes!"... read more..

19 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

713

Quote #2050

"The ministry of mercy, then, is the best advertising a church can have. It convinces a community that this church provides people with actions for their problems, not only talk. It shows the communit read more..

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

18 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2474

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

-- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! -- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. -- It's not that you aren't a respon read more..

18 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

554

Cybersalt News - November 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you've heard it in your news or not, but our province got walloped by a 100 year rain event on Monday. Our transportation network is so damaged that the Wes... read more..

17 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

611

Quote #2049

"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted." - Garrison Keillor read more..

17 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

602

One-Liner #1612

When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3573

Gender Smarts

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which gender is smarter. Or do you?... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2070

Boxed Whine

"Every time we throw a party, she beats me to the punch." read more..

17 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2162

Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such... read more..

14 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

556

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Congratulations to J.J. Westberg, A. Doherty, and W. McLauren who correctly answered my riddle last Sunday. To remind you: "Whilst getting something in the backy... read more..

13 Nov

FAQs

Pastor Tim

732

Why Was I Unsubscribed?

Have you received an email saying you were unsubscribed from one of our newsletters but you didn't ask to be unsubscribed? Here are some of the possible reasons this has happened. If you forwarded... read more..

13 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

604

Quote #2048

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." - Garrison Keillor read more..

13 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

624

One-Liner #1611

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

860

Six Brazilian Men

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Newscast: "In other news, 6 Brazilian men die in a sky divi... read more..